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Ends at 11AM PT. Amazon has the Omega J8003 Nutrition Center Commercial Masticating Juicer for $160 with free shipping. Normally goes for $200+ on the web. Features dual-stage juicing system, 80 RPM no foaming speed, and high juice yield. Excellent Amazon reviews.
Retail: $300
The PETA approved version of this is already domasticated.
My mom used beat the cr^p out of me when she caught me masticating.
Dood, sounds like you were chewing on the wrong thing.
Mastication is the first step of the digestive process! Basically this thing chews your food for you, your only task is to send it down your gullet. Throw an entire Denny's Grandslam breakfast in this thing and you're good until lunch
But will it blend?
This is a great price for this juicer. Comes with a 10 year warranty. The downside is the auger which presses the fruit and vegetables is made of what they call "FDA Approved Melamine". Before purchasing read up on melamine. The newer model is not. Omega had this on their web site and took it off.
I know a guy who got caught masticating at school. He was suspended for a week and then had appointments with the school psychologist for three months. Everyone started calling him Boner Boy...
Your sister's gone out, she's on a date, while you just sit at home and masticate.
Some people refer to it as mastication but I like to call it "choking the one-eyed juicer". That's what I told my mom.