eBay with 5ashop has the Paracord Cord Key Monkey Fist Sailor Knot (Camo Evergreen, Sky Blue, or Black) for $3.89 with free shipping. Priced around $10 and up online. Made with a 3/4" steel ball, 7-stands 550 paracord, and adjustable knot position.

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    Zoobi Ben's cred: 13
    Posted 7:23 am PST 12/20/12

    9 out of 10 people attacked by Ninjas prefer the Monkey Fist Self Defense Cord!

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    Daktylo Ben's cred: 90
    Posted 8:07 am PST 12/20/12

    Can this monkey steal the peach?

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    njank Ben's cred: 11
    Posted 8:18 am PST 12/20/12

    wow. just... wow.

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    dave_c Ben's cred: 3647
    Posted 10:23 am PST 12/20/12

    Given the timing of the apocalypse you might want to give them the location of your underground bunker as the mailing address.

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    parkker Ben's cred: 31
    Posted 11:33 am PST 12/20/12

    this is a Hot deal? Basically useless for defense, just an overpriced stupid keychain.

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    JediKnight Ben's cred: 629
    Posted 11:56 am PST 12/20/12

    I'm the 1 out of 10 who uses a light saber.

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    tmalmo Ben's cred: 58
    Posted 7:57 pm PST 12/20/12

    Actually key chain type weapons are very practical as an initial response to an attack because they are much more likely to be in your hand and hopefully ready to deploy. I spent about the same for a horse hair key chain that I then attached to my primary fanny pack which houses a compact 45ACP. Unfortunately I'm still awaiting an attack so I can quickly release the fanny pack and club the the perp with the fanny pack. Although it is no doubt bigger and heavier than a monkey fist it does keep my cats from chewing on that leather fanny pack.
    PS. Light sabers are over rated.

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    zzyzx Ben's cred: 144
    Posted 10:47 pm PST 12/20/12

    You can get a very serious infection by getting choked by one of these, #5...

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    JediKnight Ben's cred: 629
    Posted 4:39 am PST 12/22/12

    #7 True that light sabers are overrated. My backup is a Springfield Armory XDS in.45ACP.

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