Meritline has the 2-Pack 11 in 1 Emergency Survival Card Tool for $3 - $2 off with coupon code MLCK0905NL1 [800 uses] = $1 with free shipping. This stainless steel credit card-sized tool includes a can opener, knife edge, screwdriver, ruler, bottle opener, 4 position wrench, butterfly wrench, saw blade, direction ancillary indication, and comes with a protective pouch.
I'm sure this thing will make the difference between life and death. If you are counting on this to survive, you've already failed the intelligence test and are destined to be eliminated.
You'd have better odds surviving with the Ben's Bargain featured $6 portable pocket knife and the can of licorice whips. The Chinese must be laughing their heads of at the dorkuses that buy these things...
Correct guys. This must ONLY be used for emergency's. You can in no way use this for quick measurements at the hardware store, cutting something or opening a bottle unless you meet the emergency requirement. And, yes, the Chinese are laughing at "certain" people alright.
Well I'll be darned. What was I thinking? It's not a survival tool. It's actually a quick bottle opener and hardware store assistant that fits conveniently in your shirt pocket...
Guy: "Honey, I have to run to the hardware store..."
Wife: "Well don't forget your convenient quick bottle opener and measuring assistant like you did last time. I don't what you coming home all grouchy again..."
Seems useful, but the hardest part is remembering I have it in my wallet.
do you mean 'remembering you have it in your wallet' during a deep woods emergency? ...or as you enter airport security??
I'm sure this thing will make the difference between life and death. If you are counting on this to survive, you've already failed the intelligence test and are destined to be eliminated.
You'd have better odds surviving with the Ben's Bargain featured $6 portable pocket knife and the can of licorice whips. The Chinese must be laughing their heads of at the dorkuses that buy these things...
Correct guys. This must ONLY be used for emergency's. You can in no way use this for quick measurements at the hardware store, cutting something or opening a bottle unless you meet the emergency requirement. And, yes, the Chinese are laughing at "certain" people alright.
Well I'll be darned. What was I thinking? It's not a survival tool. It's actually a quick bottle opener and hardware store assistant that fits conveniently in your shirt pocket...
Guy: "Honey, I have to run to the hardware store..."
Wife: "Well don't forget your convenient quick bottle opener and measuring assistant like you did last time. I don't what you coming home all grouchy again..."
This is pretty useful for taking out the license plate decal. The other useful parts would be the bottle opener and flat head screw driver.