Freshwater Black Pearl Ring

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Black pearls always conjure scatological commentary.

No they don't. You're just full of s*it.

A $39 ring given to your g/f tells her precisely how much you value the relationship, even if she isn't a golddigger.

I particularly liked this from the Szul website:
"a gorgeous all natural freshawater dyed black pearl"

I'll skip over the "freshawater" thing and ask what is at all natural about a dyed black pearl? I'll bet it isn't gorgeous before the black dye wears off, let alone afterwards.

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