Better alternative:
Buy lick-off chocolate letters and other shapes.

$35 for 12 fancy strawberries sounds like something that should not be posted on a bargain website.

I will make my own from the graden and a $5.99 tub of dipping chocolate from the grocery store. Even if you purchases strawberries yourself, you would get 2 - 3 times more and for ALOT less.

will this get me laid?

#4, you use mother's day gifts to get laid? Got a bit of an oedipal complex?

#5, he is trying to lay his mum so it is ok!