Santa's movin' in on the Easter Bunny's territory.

^ Tell the kids that Santa and the Easter Bunny merged as part of a cost saving measure (hostile takeover). From now on these two are interchangeable, which will allow you to hang cheap easter eggs on the Christmas tree and dump Christmas presents in a basket of grass instead of using all that expensive wrapping paper.

Good price per pound of chocolate.

5 pounds of chocolate translate into 25 pounds in weight gain.

deal is dead - I was actually considering putting santa in the easter basket

Put half an eggshell on his head for authenticity.