Dale and Thomas Popcorn has a free sample of their famous over-the-top popcorn. They will send you two bags for free + $6 shipping = $6 shipped. Orders begin shipping on October 1st. Everybody loves Dale and Thomas's munchy, crunchy gourmet popcorn. Not everybody can afford it.
I've had this, it's delicious...
#1 - I had y0ur mom, it wasn't anything special but she was affordable.
#2 She was affordable because shes loaded with STDs. Too bad for you.
Thanks #3 for the helpful information. It's a good thing that I practiced safe sex and pre-wrapped my whole body in a super-strength condom.
All Right! Pre-popped popcorn, shipped right to your door! Nevermind that popcorn goes stale in like an hour.
#4/2 - my mom likes to poke holes in that codnom when you weren't looking.
#5, If it is packaged properly it should not be stale. You should try it before you bash it. However... it is ridiculously expensive popcorn.
thank gawd that my condoms are made out of kevlar.
kevlar isn't impervious to knives, just blunt impacts.