Ahhh, first world problems

All you have to do is compress the TP roll before putting it on holder. Save yourself 4 bucks.

Three seashells.

another situation where strategically placed gummi bears will work their magic.

Sounds like something Dyson would have come up with: Less toilet paper roll off buffeting...

What size processor does it have? How much memory?

So now you have a hand free. Whatever will you do with it? Have breakfast? Surf the web?

The possibilities this brilliant invention opens up are endless.

What if your cat needs more than 1 sheet at a time?

I thought an app was available to do this.

The LAST word I want to see in a phrase that includes toilet paper ... is tear.

Whole roll at once FTW!