I'm going to buy 50 of these and organize the first ever Ben's Bargains Version 2.0 Memorial Camping Trip. We will drink Wild Turkey and remember the old forum. Who wants in?

sincerely,
toddsucks

toddsucks,

You're losing your touch. That was actually funny.

ed

what's funny about it?

its his goal to put as many as these in the rectum as possible

toddsucks - count me in for the camping trip but I can't do it next weekend. I'm having my bar mitzvah and Uncle Morty promised me a hooker.

(I hope he doesn't get natedrizzle's mother like he did for Cousin Ezekiel's bachelor party. Natedrizzle's mom was so fat that she got stuck in the cake and had to eat her way out -- that took all of three minutes including her vacumming up all the crumbs with her massive mouth. When she started her striptease, she bent the stripper pole to the ground while leaning on it to unstrap one of her shoes. It took the next twenty minutes to get the pole out of her ass crack. Finally, we were able to roll her over on to her elbows and knees. It wasn't a very pleasant sight - her panties stuffed in her crack which was pointed high in the air. Some of the guests still have nightmares about the skidmark caused by her rolling over the pole. It was nasty.)