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Walmart is becoming the store of choice for the trolls. It's where m0f0, milf_hunter, and nuisance_sucks get their pink troll tent, red troll hammock, and women's bike.

heidelbergensis is implying that the acquisition of apparently feminine objects from walmart is a litmus test for their sexuality.

We bought bikes from Wal-mart. Schwinn and Mongoose brands...I don't see the need for a several hundred dollar carbon-fiber-titanium frame for riding around the neighborhood.

#2 is not sure if he/she is just a guy, so women's bike will do nicely for #2.

#3, those are fair values in the low-end brands, even if they're not up to the quality standards they were years ago. I mean low end compared to what a bike shop normally carries, this Roadmaster deserves it's own especially low end category since it's probably not economically sound to upgrade or replace any major parts later.

However, the typical bike snob would complain about a few areas. It's not that everyone needs these factors on their bike but some will want them and be willing to pay more.

- Lighter weight
- Smoother Shifting
- More gears
- More standardized parts, easier to find compatible replacements if/when something breaks

Of course it also depends on which grade of Schwinn or Mongoose, their upper end is not so different than some other brands low-middle tiered bikes.

This Roadmaster on the other hand is best seen as a cheap throwaway bike that may do fine if kept adjusted, kept on pavement or very light trails, but for shorter total lifespan. It is a great value, the tires alone for my bike cost more than this, and it will likely last longer compared to a more expensive bike than the ratio of it's lcost to a more expensive bike, but be a little less friendly to ride.

Maybe it's a fair choice to take out in the winter snow, salty slush, or rain if you just want the exercise.

Maybe #2 is just a bacon.

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You're easily pleased, in more ways than one. #6's comment ("maybe he's just a bacon") is right up your alley, both in terms of content and creativity/

Speaking of stalking, you seem to watch my postings very carefully. You must have a very uneventful life.

pwnedIntoOblivion(pwner horndoggy1l, pwnee #2);

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Actually, it's evident that you are the new "pwned into oblivion" (with a 1 instead of an L).The original had much better taste, and wouldn't simply write "#2." He always used the names of the pwner and pwnee in question.

As for me crying...you can't be serious. You sent me some of the most emo messages I've ever seen. Planning a "hiatus" from a website? Seriously, take a good long look in the mirror (figuratively speaking of course, since you don't want to risk getting cut by the glass shards) and consider what you're saying.

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#11 nuisance_sucks already confessed to be the one behind one of the pwned into oblivion account, the one you considered having a better taste. Perhaps that one let you have a bj on him while the other refuses? If you think one has better taste than the other, then you're really a bacon.

I'm surprised there's no comments about taking the seat off the bike before riding...yet.

#14 nuisance_sucks, m0f0, and milf_hunter are about the only people on this planet who tried it. Common sense would gear normal people from doing such thing. It's up to those trolls to tell us the experience.

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SEXTUPLE PWNAGE!

pwnedIntoOblivion(pwner jusaguy, pwnee heidelbergensis);
pwnedIntoOblivion(pwner jusaguy, pwnee horndoggy1l);
pwnedIntoOblivion(pwner jusaguy, pwnee bacon);
pwnedIntoOblivion(pwner nuisance_el_gordo, pwnee heidelbergensis);
pwnedIntoOblivion(pwner nuisance_el_gordo, pwnee horndoggy1l);
pwnedIntoOblivion(pwner nuisance_el_gordo, pwnee bacon);

TOTAL HUMILIATION!

SEXTUPLE PWNAGE!

pwnedIntoOblivion(pwner heidelbergensis, pwnee justabacon);
pwnedIntoOblivion(pwner horndoggy1l, pwnee justabacon );
pwnedIntoOblivion(pwner bacon, pwnee justabacon);
pwnedIntoOblivion(pwner heidelbergensis, pwnee nuisance_sucks);
pwnedIntoOblivion(pwner horndoggy1l, pwnee nuisance_sucks);
pwnedIntoOblivion(pwner bacon, pwnee nuisance_sucks);

TOTAL HUMILIATION!

poop

Another great bike for hard workers to ride to the jobsite, or the local Home Depot, but not fast enough to outrun La Migra.