VistaPrint has a standing offer of 250 Free Premium Business Cards + a small shipping fee. I've seen these cards and they do look quite professional. There is a vistaprint logo on the back of the card near the bottom corner. Alternative "Free" Rubber Address Stamp (cost of shipping).
Just the medium for you losers to hand out while advertising your burger flipping prowess.
You could get the 250 free cards and then go all-in at your favorite restaurant that gives free lunches to a business card drawn from a fishbowl.
this is like the oldest freebie on this thing ... i remember way back when ben's was 1.0
Hmmm, analrapist business cards anyone?
(reference is a TV show)