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Posted at 11:32 AM on Friday 08/24/07 by
Ben
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Walmart.com has the 26" Men's Next Shocker Mountain Bike for $80 + shipping. Shipping is $18, or free ship to store for select locations. One shocking aspect of this bike is its 43-lb weight, which when combined with your bum will surely allow a full range of suspension motion. [BizRate]
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    the lawyer - Posted 11:57 am PDT 08/24/07 (4118 Posts)  Report Spam

    a great paper wieght.

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    horndoggy11 - Posted 12:03 pm PDT 08/24/07 (787 Posts)  Report Spam

    If you want a real "shocker" come meet me at a rest area near you and I will give it to you. I will shove my c0o0ck deep inside anyone of you for the "shocker" of a lifetime.

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    milf_hunter - Posted 12:08 pm PDT 08/24/07 (2886 Posts)  Report Spam

    I thought a shocker was the index, middle, and pinky fingers?

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    horndoggy11 - Posted 12:11 pm PDT 08/24/07 (787 Posts)  Report Spam

    no, it's my burp c0o0o0ck in your burp thumbplum.

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    Anonymous - Posted 12:42 pm PDT 08/24/07 (16776936 Posts)  Report Spam

    no - the shocker is #4's wife

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    bacobits - Posted 1:06 pm PDT 08/24/07 (1074 Posts)  Report Spam

    Is that any relation to #2's wife?? 'Cuz she is butt-ugly.

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    dave_c - Posted 4:51 pm PDT 08/24/07 (16755 Posts)  Report Spam

    Paper sacks, 4 for $1.

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    dave_c - Posted 4:57 pm PDT 08/24/07 (16755 Posts)  Report Spam

    It's always a mystery why someone would buy the cheapest full suspension bike instead of a hardtail. The hardtail will be lighter, cheaper, sturdier, and you'll have less power loss riding on the very light trials or paved roads where this is meant to be ridden.

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    real_cheep - Posted 6:36 pm PDT 08/24/07 (740 Posts)  Report Spam

    #8, your arguments, while valid, are meaningless to anyone who is in the market for an $80 bike from Walmart.

    #2, #4, welcome back! Did you have a good summer? You've been gone so long, folks around here have almost given up on trying to co-opt your identity. However I must say that the content of your recent posts is not going to go very far towards getting Ben to remove the Oink filter.

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    igonismyboy - Posted 8:14 pm PDT 08/24/07 (15 Posts)  Report Spam

    My next shocker will be my first. Any tips?

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    tallflguy - Posted 8:50 pm PDT 08/24/07 (28 Posts)  Report Spam

    The only people that buy from Walmart are poor people and people.

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    pangea - Posted 10:07 pm PDT 08/24/07 (21 Posts)  Report Spam

    #11, I see many friends of mine at walmart in Mountain View, CA, where richest people in Northern California live. They live in over $1M house and shop at walmart.

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    abaqus07 - Posted 10:17 pm PDT 08/24/07 (180 Posts)  Report Spam

    Thank u so much for this post.

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    dave_c - Posted 10:24 pm PDT 08/24/07 (16755 Posts)  Report Spam

    real_cheep wrote:
    #8, your arguments, while valid, are meaningless to anyone who is in the market for an $80 bike from <a>Walmart.


    That same $80 could buy a hardtail from walmart which would have the same properties mentioned, leaving a few bucks to buy that helmit anyone ought to be wearing if they did take it off road (not that a helmit with other bikes is entirely unnecessary but the front end is bound to be mushy). Obviously spending more elsewhere gets you more, but in this dirt cheap class some decisions matter more than others.

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    magnum3577 - Posted 6:14 pm PDT 08/25/07 (683 Posts)  Report Spam

    That ain't the brightest logic #9

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