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Posted at 3:52 PM on Wednesday 10/17/07 by
Ben
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Walmart.com has the 26" Men's Next Shocker Mountain Bike for $80 + shipping. Shipping is $18, or free ship to store for select locations. One shocking aspect of this bike is its 43-lb weight, which when combined with your bum will surely allow a full range of suspension motion. [BizRate]
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    Towncivilian - Posted 5:27 pm PDT 10/17/07 (1236 Posts)  Report Spam

    Funny, Ben. I chuckled.

    Let the jokes about mothers commence.

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    Anonymous - Posted 5:39 pm PDT 10/17/07 (16776936 Posts)  Report Spam

    my mother also allows a full range of suspension motion when you have it up her bum

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    milf_hunter - Posted 5:59 pm PDT 10/17/07 (2886 Posts)  Report Spam

    What, the bike? That's a strange joke.

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    envador - Posted 6:07 pm PDT 10/17/07 (346 Posts)  Report Spam

    my mother also enjoys the shocker

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    toddsucks2 - Posted 6:32 pm PDT 10/17/07 (2382 Posts)  Report Spam

    Recently, The Rusty Pelican was looking to get a new condom dispenser for the men's bathroom but they didn't like the prices they were finding for the machines. So they just mounted my mom on the wall face first - it's amazing how many condoms drop out of her ass.

    They can always spin her around and use her face if the toilet goes on the fritz.

    sincerely,
    toddsucks

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    nuisance_sucks' - Posted 6:53 pm PDT 10/17/07 (4 Posts)  Report Spam

    I wish one of you would ride my bike.

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    nuisance_sucks - Posted 7:32 pm PDT 10/17/07 (993 Posts)  Report Spam

    I see that bacon has decided to clone my name by using " nuisance_sucks' ".

    burp YOU F'A'G. YOU ARE LESS THAN DOGSHIT.

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    toddsucks2 - Posted 7:34 pm PDT 10/17/07 (2382 Posts)  Report Spam

    nuisance_sucks wrote:
    I see that bacon has decided to clone my name by using " nuisance_sucks' ".

    burp YOU F'A'G. YOU ARE LESS THAN DOGSHIT.


    Didn't we agree that you'd cut the antisemitism out?

    sincerely,
    toddsucks

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    nuisance_sucks - Posted 7:40 pm PDT 10/17/07 (993 Posts)  Report Spam

    what the burp are you talking about? i didn't make any agreement.

    but, if you eliminate m0f0 and bacon from these forums, i will be happy to stop the anti-semitism.

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    naterizzle - Posted 10:57 pm PDT 10/17/07 (26 Posts)  Report Spam

    BEN WHY COULDN'T WE HAVE GOTTEN SOME GOOD DEALS LIKE WHEN I ASKED FOR DEALS ON BRITTEY SPEAR'S HAIR?? DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THAT baconnaise WOULD BE WORTH NOW THAT SHE'S THROWING HER TRAMPY ASS AROUND AGAIN?

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    MOF0 - Posted 8:20 am PDT 10/18/07 (138 Posts)  Report Spam

    #9 is getting a pop tent from thinking of mofo. *smirk*

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    cleverendeavor7 - Posted 3:02 pm PDT 10/18/07 (523 Posts)  Report Spam

    #11, pop tent? What the burp is that? You mean "pitching a tent?" These forums are riddled with burp retards.

    PS, #10, it's "BRITNEY SPEARS' HAIR", not "BRITTEY SPEAR'S HAIR" you stupid burp.

    The world is flooded with rodeo cowboy, and I'm simply trying to stay afloat.

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