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"One shocking aspect of this bike is its 43-lb weight"

The world's first cast iron mountain bike, made especially for the Amish.

43 pounds! You're not going to win any races with that, but you'll get in shape much faster dragging that dead weight around than with a featherweight titanium frame.

I'm sorry. You guys must be looking for a girl's bike.

43 lbs? This bike is for wimps. Real men ride bikes that weigh 100 lbs minimum and give them a hernia. Bulk up pansies!

Early hominids don't ride bikes. They run.

That's about $1.86 a pound.

m0f0 the homo, you should be looking at 20" Women's GMC Denali Road Bike $130 from amazon above, not here.

But, I'm not. I'm mocking your illiteracy instead. What are you going to do about it? *smirk*

Of course you're not, because you already bought the women's bike from amazon. Thank you for clarifying that for us. Now you're just advising your boyfriend to buy this bike so you two can look good riding bikes in your next date.

I'm not the one that just admitted to being some sort of prehistoric homosexual, "homid". Thank you for clarifying that for everyone. *smirk*

Hate to break this to you, but I'm not from genus homo, you are. Had you finished your high school education, you'd have known that.

Do you want to tell us how good of a ride Women's GMC Denali Road Bike is since you already bought it and tried it?

<table width="90%" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="3" border="0" align="center"><tr> <td><span class="genmed"><b>australopithecus wrote:</td> </tr> <tr> <td class="quote">Hate to break this to you, but I'm not from genus homo</td> </tr></table><span class="postbody">

On the contrary, homid your own hilariously edited words have already been archived for future reference, and they do not lie...

<table width="90%" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="3" border="0" align="center"><tr> <td><span class="genmed"><b>australopithecus wrote:</td> </tr> <tr> <td class="quote">
Early homids don't ride bikes. They run.
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So there you have it, homid. You unwittingly admitted to being some sort of prehistoric homosexual... most likely of an effeminate nature. I shall, of course, be referring to this from now on ad nauseam.

<table width="90%" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="3" border="0" align="center"><tr> <td><span class="genmed"><b>australopithecus wrote:</td> </tr> <tr> <td class="quote">you are. Had you finished your high school education</td> </tr></table><span class="postbody">

The irony is most amusing indeed, as it very much sounds like you didn't even make it out of the grade school playground.

<table width="90%" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="3" border="0" align="center"><tr> <td><span class="genmed"><b>australopithecus wrote:</td> </tr> <tr> <td class="quote">you'd have known that.</td> </tr></table><span class="postbody">

All that currently matters is that you have publicly confessed to being some sort of prehistoric homosexual, <span... [Truncated]

#14 I have a question. From what I see there is no evidence australopithecus ever said homid. What is there to archive? For all we know you could be lying. Either australopithecus corrected a typo or you made stuff up or altered it.

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Overwhelming evidence indicating m0f0 is a liar in this one.

You're really kicking your own @ss because there isn't such article by Time Magazine. Prove me wrong by showing me the link from time.com. I'll give you 1 hour.