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Posted at 2:45 PM on Wednesday 11/14/07 by
Ben
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Walmart.com has the 26" Men's Next Shocker Mountain Bike for $80 + shipping. Shipping is $18, or free ship to store for select locations. One shocking aspect of this bike is its 43-lb weight, which when combined with your bum will surely allow a full range of suspension motion. [BizRate]
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    ishop247 - Posted 2:51 pm PST 11/14/07 (99 Posts)  Report Spam

    it'll last a few years then you'll want something better

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    australopithecus - Posted 2:51 pm PST 11/14/07 (1857 Posts)  Report Spam

    m0f0 the homo is considered to be men's next shocker for milf_hunter.

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    thelehmanlip - Posted 2:57 pm PST 11/14/07 (223 Posts)  Report Spam

    bikes are fun. the end.

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    jwahooo - Posted 3:04 pm PST 11/14/07 (1547 Posts)  Report Spam

    ChugokuOtaku, kotackchi, and bacon will take turns riding this bike without the seat.

    rodeo cowboy.

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    Bad_CRC - Posted 3:08 pm PST 11/14/07 (580 Posts)  Report Spam

    shocking.

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    JVance - Posted 3:17 pm PST 11/14/07 (1101 Posts)  Report Spam

    43 pounds? Is it made of cement or something.

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    kangman - Posted 3:34 pm PST 11/14/07 (172 Posts)  Report Spam

    #4 those three are going straight to jail just like that English dude caught riding around with his own shocker.

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    mattb123 - Posted 3:38 pm PST 11/14/07 (1227 Posts)  Report Spam

    Bikes are fun, but bikes like this can take some of the fun out. For a little more you can get an entry level bike that will ride better and last longer from a bike shop that should support the sale with tune ups, advice, and all the other stuff you don't get from Wal Mart. Plus this thing is a friggin' tank (heavy). Cheap suspension sucks, and you are better off without it if you don't want to pay for something good. Not having suspension will make the bike lighter and cheaper, or just better for the same money.

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    sforce2014 - Posted 4:00 pm PST 11/14/07 (1090 Posts)  Report Spam

    wow this is one heavy bike, TOO HEAVY

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    nuisance - Posted 4:07 pm PST 11/14/07 (10365 Posts)  Report Spam

    Removed by forum Administrator

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    jhwynn - Posted 4:24 pm PST 11/14/07 (165 Posts)  Report Spam

    My brother bought these piece of junk (I told him not to buy cheap bikes). They break easily and all the mechanics suck.

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    amcfly22 - Posted 4:28 pm PST 11/14/07 (308 Posts)  Report Spam

    43 lbs is way to much for any bike. is it filled with something?

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    dlists99 - Posted 4:41 pm PST 11/14/07 (48 Posts)  Report Spam

    $80 bike from walmart just screems quality.

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    Mach5 - Posted 4:46 pm PST 11/14/07 (45 Posts)  Report Spam

    My tires alone cost me $80 Wink

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    dpixel8 - Posted 5:08 pm PST 11/14/07 (152 Posts)  Report Spam

    a bike from Walmart?

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    jamespayne - Posted 5:13 pm PST 11/14/07 (89 Posts)  Report Spam

    43-lb...Is it a motorcycle?
    Mmmm.... 43 lbs for $80, it's about $1.86/lb. Even cheaper than chicken, awesome!

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    theomms - Posted 5:15 pm PST 11/14/07 (36 Posts)  Report Spam

    I'm going to give my Girlfriend "the Shocker" for christmas Smile

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    Sonny*Daze - Posted 5:20 pm PST 11/14/07 (106 Posts)  Report Spam

    #6....
    Yeah, even my full DH racers only weigh in @ 37...

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    S_Klass - Posted 5:33 pm PST 11/14/07 (1512 Posts)  Report Spam

    #17 I was wondering how long it would take for that to surface. Very Happy

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    SelfGovern - Posted 6:33 pm PST 11/14/07 (2021 Posts)  Report Spam

    Thees bike, she ees a peeg.

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