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Posted at 2:45 PM on Wednesday 11/14/07 by
Ben
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Walmart.com has the 26" Men's Next Shocker Mountain Bike for $80 + shipping. Shipping is $18, or free ship to store for select locations. One shocking aspect of this bike is its 43-lb weight, which when combined with your bum will surely allow a full range of suspension motion. [BizRate]
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    bradboob - Posted 7:34 pm PST 11/14/07 (212 Posts)  Report Spam

    haha, i gotta be honest, stay away from this thing. I don't care if its for your kid or not. Eventually you'll find yourself saying how in the hell am i gonna get rid of this thing when its been sitting in your garage for 10 years rusting.

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    CrouchingTigger - Posted 8:00 pm PST 11/14/07 (339 Posts)  Report Spam

    horsepower to weight ratio on this bike is pathetic

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    cleverendeavor7 - Posted 9:43 pm PST 11/14/07 (523 Posts)  Report Spam

    Two in the pink.

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    JediKnight - Posted 4:04 am PST 11/15/07 (2531 Posts)  Report Spam

    bacon wrote:
    jwahooo wrote:
    ChugokuOtaku, kotackchi, and bacon will take turns riding this bike without the seat.

    rodeo cowboy.


    Yes, the seat wasn't as comfortable as expected. So I removed it and impaled your fat head on the steel rod. It rides very comfortably now. All of that fat makes an excellent cushion, and your knuckle bones make that awesome sound while clacking against the spokes. But I think ChugokuOtaku & kotackchi may have double teamed to skull burp you. Sorry, I couldn't stop them.

    Is that what is meant by the expression "giving head"?

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    Deathstalker - Posted 5:15 am PST 11/15/07 (172 Posts)  Report Spam

    These bikes are not bad but they do not old up in the elements. We use them to rent to students and in the salt enviroment of W Florida, they do not last but a couple of months.

    Still a good bike as long as you keep it out of the elements if you are close to salt water.

    Deathstalker

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    dizzledorf - Posted 8:15 am PST 11/15/07 (50 Posts)  Report Spam

    Do they offer a "Shocker" seat attachment for the ladies?

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    mattb123 - Posted 8:27 am PST 11/15/07 (1227 Posts)  Report Spam

    I bet those cheesy knockoff V-brakes barely slow this thing down once it builds up some momentum.

    But it might make a good gift some someone you don't like.

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    rickdog81 - Posted 12:10 am PST 11/16/07 (808 Posts)  Report Spam

    these crappy bikes are so tempting. I need a cheap commuting bike but I know this will cause me headaches.

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