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5 Select DVDs for

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5 Select DVDs for $30 at Best Buy
 
Discuss (6) : History : Tell : Posted 5:01 AM PDT 07/29/07 by Ben
5 Select DVDs forBestBuy.com has a special offer of Buy 3 select DVDs, get 2 Free. They are priced at $10 each, making this offer effectively 5 DVDs for $30 (equivalently $6 each). Includes titles such as Legends of the Fall, Wild Things, Black Hawk Down, Closer, The Professional, and more.
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The Dark Knight Blu-ray Disc $13

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$8 Blu-Ray Movie Sale

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Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Blu Ray $10

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Buy.com
Austin Powers Collection Shagadelic Edition Blu Ray $33

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#1   toddsucks2 - Posted 7:32 am PDT 07/29/07 (2400 Posts)
People of Earth,
The management of Best Buy is composed of swine. Do not support these pigs by giving them your money. After the Apocalypse comes, these are the same people who will be raping your wives and loved ones. Do you want to help them amass weapons until then by funding their purchases?

sincerely,
toddsucks
#2   maxmeboy - Posted 10:28 am PDT 07/29/07 (76 Posts)
The only thing worse than a self-deifying moron with no grip on reality is allowing said moron to breed. Thus, this plea to humanity.

* MESSAGE TO ALL COMPLETELY DESPERATE WOMEN *

Please be aware that, as sad as it is, there are a handful of jugheads such as #1. Now, we understand you haven't gotten any in awhile, but you NEED to understand the threat to society your drunken stupor & literal scraping-of-the-bottom could cause. Within 10 highly-nauseating seconds, a seed could be planted. A seed of magnanimous ignorance and inanity.

On behalf of the intelligent and reasonable posters here on this site, we beg of you: check your partner's computer. It's rare enough that he isn't spending hours - hell, DAYS unsuccessfully trying to defend his indefensible position with cleverness. The inevitable frustration of his depressing life will lead him to finally say "fuck it" and post some self-aggrandizing hyperbole ("Lord"?) in an futile attempt to save face.

People who can read have (sadly) suffered enough at the hands of this haphazard poster. Again, we beg you...no procreating with this Martian. If you have, however, already committed this sin, please follow in the footsteps of his sister and ABORT.

The educated world thanks you for your continued support.

(And the Best Buy lines keep getting longer) ~
#3   Slappy23 - Posted 10:42 am PDT 07/29/07 (174 Posts)
That was wonderful, #2.
#4   todd - Posted 1:10 pm PDT 07/29/07 (158 Posts)
Wow that was some good pwnage #2.
#5   hieuhef - Posted 1:56 pm PDT 07/29/07 (445 Posts)
actually, #2 pwned himself by writing that bible of an attack post. i've read more entertaining articles in the new yorker than that pos he calls a post.
#6   maxmeboy - Posted 7:25 pm PDT 07/29/07 (76 Posts)
Wow...I "pwned" myself. And it didn't even release any endorphins. Yawn...And another heifer firmly walks to the slaughtering block.

Look, hef. We've got one prolific village idiot in these parts that the community is trying to banish. If you want to join that dyckheads effort...go ahead. But you'll be easy cuts for lots of people in here.

So dive in with the sharks if you must. You'll find out soon enough which way the "pwning" goes, grasshopper.
 
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