Amazon has a 4-Pack of Jack Link's Beef Steak Nuggets (teriyaki) for $16 - 5% off with Subscribe & Save (can cancel at anytime) - $4 off coupon (click "Clip this coupon) = $11 with free shipping. Each bag is 3.5oz and contains 100% beef. This quantity is around $24 or more at other places.
Yeah I'd rather chew on a live animal too but where can you get a cow for $11 delivered?
Maybe I'm just getting lazy but it's also hard to get a cow to stand still while you soak it in teriyaki, then there's the noise the neighbors would object to, PETA swooping in asking what I'm doing with a bunch of little bags labeled Beef Steak, and the garbage man giving me funny looks when he empties the trash.
Who said anything about a cow #3. The way things are going in the meat industry, it highly possible you'd be chewing on teriyaki favored donkey t*esticle nuggets...
Favored bite sized piece of animals that have been dead for months. Gross...
Bacon!
Yeah I'd rather chew on a live animal too but where can you get a cow for $11 delivered?
Maybe I'm just getting lazy but it's also hard to get a cow to stand still while you soak it in teriyaki, then there's the noise the neighbors would object to, PETA swooping in asking what I'm doing with a bunch of little bags labeled Beef Steak, and the garbage man giving me funny looks when he empties the trash.
At some point, DIY just isn't worth it.
100% London Horse Meat
Who said anything about a cow #3. The way things are going in the meat industry, it highly possible you'd be chewing on teriyaki favored donkey t*esticle nuggets...
^ Your uncertainty is my gain, all animals are delicious.
Tillamook extra thin sliced old fashioned beef jerky is my favorite. Hard to find though.
TMNT says, "Cowabunga." Bart Simpson says, "Don't have a cow."