Walmart.com has the 26" Men's Next Shocker Mountain Bike for $80 + shipping. Shipping is $18, or free ship to store for select locations. One shocking aspect of this bike is its 43-lb weight, which when combined with your bum will surely allow a full range of suspension motion.
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#1
Towncivilian - Posted 5:27 pm PDT 10/17/07 (1135 Posts)
Funny, Ben. I chuckled.
Let the jokes about mothers commence.
#2
gulf54 - Posted 5:39 pm PDT 10/17/07 (1900 Posts)
my mother also allows a full range of suspension motion when you have it up her bum
#3
milf_hunter - Posted 5:59 pm PDT 10/17/07 (2891 Posts)
What, the bike? That's a strange joke.
#4
envador - Posted 6:07 pm PDT 10/17/07 (319 Posts)
my mother also enjoys the shocker
#5
toddsucks2 - Posted 6:32 pm PDT 10/17/07 (2400 Posts)
Recently, The Rusty Pelican was looking to get a new condom dispenser for the men's bathroom but they didn't like the prices they were finding for the machines. So they just mounted my mom on the wall face first - it's amazing how many condoms drop out of her ass.
They can always spin her around and use her face if the toilet goes on the fritz.
sincerely,
toddsucks
They can always spin her around and use her face if the toilet goes on the fritz.
sincerely,
toddsucks
#6
nuisance_sucks' - Posted 6:53 pm PDT 10/17/07 (4 Posts)
I wish one of you would ride my bike.
#7
nuisance_sucks - Posted 7:32 pm PDT 10/17/07 (1064 Posts)
Oink
#8
toddsucks2 - Posted 7:34 pm PDT 10/17/07 (2400 Posts)
| nuisance_sucks wrote: |
| I see that nuisance has decided to clone my name by using " nuisance_sucks' ".
pork me F'A'G. YOU ARE LESS THAN DOGSHIT. |
Didn't we agree that you'd cut the antisemitism out?
sincerely,
toddsucks
#9
nuisance_sucks - Posted 7:40 pm PDT 10/17/07 (1064 Posts)
Oink
#10
naterizzle - Posted 10:57 pm PDT 10/17/07 (26 Posts)
BEN WHY COULDN'T WE HAVE GOTTEN SOME GOOD DEALS LIKE WHEN I ASKED FOR DEALS ON BRITTEY SPEAR'S HAIR?? DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THAT SHIT WOULD BE WORTH NOW THAT SHE'S THROWING HER TRAMPY ASS AROUND AGAIN?
#11
MOF0 - Posted 8:20 am PDT 10/18/07 (138 Posts)
#9 is getting a pop tent from thinking of mofo. *smirk*
#12
cleverendeavor7 - Posted 3:02 pm PDT 10/18/07 (451 Posts)
#11, pop tent? What the fuck is that? You mean "pitching a tent?" These forums are riddled with fucking retards.
PS, #10, it's "BRITNEY SPEARS' HAIR", not "BRITTEY SPEAR'S HAIR" you stupid fuck.
The world is flooded with idiots, and I'm simply trying to stay afloat.
PS, #10, it's "BRITNEY SPEARS' HAIR", not "BRITTEY SPEAR'S HAIR" you stupid fuck.
The world is flooded with idiots, and I'm simply trying to stay afloat.
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