Walmart.com has the 26" Men's Next Shocker Mountain Bike for $80 + shipping. Shipping is $18, or free ship to store for select locations. One shocking aspect of this bike is its 43-lb weight, which when combined with your bum will surely allow a full range of suspension motion.
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#1
mendaliv - Posted 10:51 am PDT 10/30/07 (326 Posts)
You can't give a man the Shocker!
#2
RonJeremy - Posted 10:54 am PDT 10/30/07 (103 Posts)
"One shocking aspect of this bike is its 43-lb weight"
The world's first cast iron mountain bike, made especially for the Amish.
The world's first cast iron mountain bike, made especially for the Amish.
#3
vanguard - Posted 10:55 am PDT 10/30/07 (222 Posts)
43 pounds! You're not going to win any races with that, but you'll get in shape much faster dragging that dead weight around than with a featherweight titanium frame.
#4
milf_hunter - Posted 11:40 am PDT 10/30/07 (2891 Posts)
I'm sorry. You guys must be looking for a girl's bike.
#5
superd00d3 - Posted 12:18 pm PDT 10/30/07 (2475 Posts)
43 lbs? This bike is for wimps. Real men ride bikes that weigh 100 lbs minimum and give them a hernia. Bulk up pansies!
#6
australopithecus - Posted 12:21 pm PDT 10/30/07 (1781 Posts)
Early hominids don't ride bikes. They run.
#7
krusty - Posted 12:55 pm PDT 10/30/07 (589 Posts)
That's about $1.86 a pound.
#8
m0f0 - Posted 1:23 pm PDT 10/30/07 (7754 Posts)
Oink
#9
australopithecus - Posted 1:28 pm PDT 10/30/07 (1781 Posts)
m0f0 the homo, you should be looking at 20" Women's GMC Denali Road Bike $130 from amazon above, not here.
#10
m0f0 - Posted 1:30 pm PDT 10/30/07 (7754 Posts)
But, I'm not. I'm mocking your illiteracy instead. What are you going to do about it? *smirk*
#11
australopithecus - Posted 1:40 pm PDT 10/30/07 (1781 Posts)
Of course you're not, because you already bought the women's bike from amazon. Thank you for clarifying that for us. Now you're just advising your boyfriend to buy this bike so you two can look good riding bikes in your next date.
#12
m0f0 - Posted 1:48 pm PDT 10/30/07 (7754 Posts)
Oink
#13
australopithecus - Posted 2:17 pm PDT 10/30/07 (1781 Posts)
Hate to break this to you, but I'm not from genus homo, you are. Had you finished your high school education, you'd have known that.
Do you want to tell us how good of a ride Women's GMC Denali Road Bike is since you already bought it and tried it?
#14
m0f0 - Posted 2:24 pm PDT 10/30/07 (7754 Posts)
Oink
#15
damncrazydba - Posted 2:36 pm PDT 10/30/07 (155 Posts)
#14 I have a question. From what I see there is no evidence australopithecus ever said homid. What is there to archive? For all we know you could be lying. Either australopithecus corrected a typo or you made stuff up or altered it.
#16
m0f0 - Posted 2:47 pm PDT 10/30/07 (7754 Posts)
Oink
#17
M0FO - Posted 3:03 pm PDT 10/30/07 (129 Posts)
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#18
horndoggy1l - Posted 3:10 pm PDT 10/30/07 (754 Posts)
Overwhelming evidence indicating m0f0 is a liar in this one.
#19
m0f0 - Posted 3:14 pm PDT 10/30/07 (7754 Posts)
| horndoggy1l wrote: |
| Overwhelming evidence indicating m0f0 is a liar in this one. |
How ironic coming from the feckless imbecile that ignores the overwhelming evidence, and scientific proof that the vastly overrated FujiFilm F31fd is, as Time Magazine so very aptly put it, the "worst digital camera ever made in the entire history of the Universe!" *smirk*
#20
horndoggy1l - Posted 3:24 pm PDT 10/30/07 (754 Posts)
You're really kicking your own @ss because there isn't such article by Time Magazine. Prove me wrong by showing me the link from time.com. I'll give you 1 hour.
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