Burritos in a box for your Superbowl party to insure that people don't hang around after the game... They'll all be embarrassed for farting so much, they'll want to leave...

Burritos and beer baby. Don't get much better than that!

The problem with burritos, beer, and Superbowl Sunday is a bunch of drunk guys are sitting around your living room, not where you want food with lots of little bits inside that they'll spill everywhere.

So, this is what you buy when somebody else is hosting the event.

#3, I recommend you wrap your front room furniture in plastic wrap. Then the furniture will be completely impervious to spills, stains, a fart gases from your superbowl football friends...

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You forgot to add... and will keep the Homer Simpson away.
Burritos, beer, drunk guys, stains and fart gasses.. Can't decide if this site is moving up or down.