Man, is that the "I'm an elementary school stalker" hat, or what??

Looks more like the " I'm dumb enough to get 20 yrs. for robbing $15 from the Circle K" hat.

I got a couple of the beanies the last time this was posted. They are nice quality but too small for my head. Maybe my head is too big.

They got some pretty cool ski masks. Useful for those unscheduled visits to the female dorms.

They got some pretty cool ski masks. Useful for those unscheduled visits to the female dorms.

they sell hats too? Why?

This is too confusing for me. If I want to shop for hats, I'd like the store to be named HeadHeldItems.com.

"Nazi Girlfriend"

I want to burp her on the floor
Among my books of ancient lore
So I will make a full report
I got a Nazi Girlfriend

It's not the four-inch heels she wears
It's not her baby-fine blond hair
It's more the desert in her stare
I've got a Nazi Girlfriend

She's not the colt
That she once was
She's elegant
But youth is lost
Still she has ways to make me talk
I love you Nazi Girl

Her French is perfect
So's her butt
She wears two crosses
Tangled up
She's independent
She's not dumb
Tough little Nazi Girl

So now I've burp her on the floor
Among my books of ancient lore
And I have made a full report
About a Nazi Girl


Iggy Pop

You guys go some pretty weird places over a stupid knit cap...

hand held items, stocking hats, and Nazi's, oh yea of course I see the correlation.