The camo is a nice touch.

belt that was banned by aa.

Just what every one needs, a beer warmer.
Like you are going to take 6 perfectly chilled beers, place them on a belt and let your body heat or that summer air heat them up for you.
Better suited to make you look ridiculous in front of that girlfriend you want to break up with.

Where outside your jacket at a winter football tailgate.

This is actually for guys that want to give other guys an excuse to stare at their crotches... It's big in the Homer Simpson areas of cities...