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#1
milf_hunter - Posted 7:42 am PDT 05/27/08 (2891 Posts)
Interesting story: my first kiss was with Megan Fox (the one from the transformers movie). I was 12 years old, she was about 13 or 14. We were upstairs in her parent's attic playing Truth or Dare. She dared me to kiss her, but I was relunctant. So she bent over and kissed me instead.
#2
Vic_Romano - Posted 8:01 am PDT 05/27/08 (790 Posts)
Things must have gone really gone downhill from there, seeing that you'd be hunting milfs at the age of 21.
#3
mitda - Posted 9:31 am PDT 05/27/08 (880 Posts)
I wouldn't brag. Go watch Transformers again and look at her face this time. As nasty as Lindsay Lohan.
#4
fucky - Posted 9:32 am PDT 05/27/08 (10 Posts)
The story get's more interesting. Megan gave me a BJ earlier that day. So, I'm curious about something, how does my d!ck taste?
#5
AdamSandler - Posted 10:10 am PDT 05/27/08 (110 Posts)
#1, that story is not interesting at all.
#6
fuckbilltang - Posted 12:10 pm PDT 05/27/08 (1994 Posts)
I agree, #5. You would think a made-up story would be a lot more interesting. However, I do appreciate that even in his fantasies he is still a short fhag that is scared of girls.
#7
milf_hunter - Posted 12:17 pm PDT 05/27/08 (2891 Posts)
lol, #2 - 6 are just p1ssed because they were kissing their moms at that age (and still do).
#8
Douglas_Fur - Posted 12:18 pm PDT 05/27/08 (471 Posts)
lol An entire thread devoted to "pwning" milf_hunter. Fucking priceless. I think I'll bookmark this page for future reference.
Worst comeback ever, #7.
BTW - When she bent over, that wasn't a kiss. If you had been brave enough to open your eyes you would have noticed it was old brown-eye going cheek to cheek with you. Oh, and it wasn't Megan, it was Morgan, your gym locker buddy. Other than those minor errors, true story!
Worst comeback ever, #7.
BTW - When she bent over, that wasn't a kiss. If you had been brave enough to open your eyes you would have noticed it was old brown-eye going cheek to cheek with you. Oh, and it wasn't Megan, it was Morgan, your gym locker buddy. Other than those minor errors, true story!
#9
cw9 - Posted 12:52 pm PDT 05/27/08 (13 Posts)
lol
#10
australopithecus - Posted 1:36 pm PDT 05/27/08 (1781 Posts)
Ouch, milf_hunter got PWNED to oblivion.
#11
australoPEDOcus - Posted 1:53 pm PDT 05/27/08 (124 Posts)
Oink
#12
fuckbiIltang - Posted 2:25 pm PDT 05/27/08 (40 Posts)
Oooh ooh!!! Nobody pokes the brown eye without inviting me in for lots and lots of big fat wet sloppy bacon pedo troll kisses on my bottom!!! LOL!!! ROFL!!! LMAO!!! PWND AGAIN!!!
#13
Douglas_Fur - Posted 2:32 pm PDT 05/27/08 (471 Posts)
Seeing these 2 of your IDs side by side I can honestly say that, of the two, your Oooh ooh ID is actually less lame than the other one.
#14
JediKnight - Posted 3:00 pm PDT 05/27/08 (1271 Posts)
#2-#6 LMAO!
#15
australoPEDOcus - Posted 3:32 pm PDT 05/27/08 (124 Posts)
Oink
#16
Douglas_Fur - Posted 3:51 pm PDT 05/27/08 (471 Posts)
OMG! Are you calling me gay? Ouch, that has got to be the most clever comeback ever (to any homophobes reading this)! But it's no more accurate than you calling me nuisance or me calling you human.
#17
australoPEDOcus - Posted 4:07 pm PDT 05/27/08 (124 Posts)
Oink
#18
australopethicus - Posted 8:14 pm PDT 05/27/08 (61 Posts)
Oink
#19
msvenyluxe123 - Posted 10:06 am PDT 05/28/08 (15 Posts)
i wish they had more spongebob squarepants posters they suck! very few posters for spongebob
#20
milf_pwner - Posted 10:19 am PDT 05/28/08 (42 Posts)
| milf_hunter wrote: |
| Interesting story: my first kiss was with Megan Fox (the one from the transformers movie). I was 12 years old, she was about 13 or 14. We were upstairs in her parent's attic playing Truth or Dare. She dared me to kiss her, but I was relunctant. So she bent over and kissed me instead. |
As if it wasn't bad enough you PWNED yourself with this post, everyone else here PWNED you also. How does it feel to be the ass end of Ben's Bargains?
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