Red LED Scrolling Message Badge

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Hello, Vic Romano.
My name is Kenny Blankenship.

use it for grocery shopping!

this is stupid

Bomb will go off in 19 minutes.18 minutes....

I'm a d0uche is less than 512 characters, right?

remember to park your camero on your front lawn if you buy one of these.

pedoph!le nuisance_sucks will use this outside his troll tent to inform everyone that he's a bacon and a pedoph!le.

Oink

funny item.

I'll put "What's your name?" on my badge.

For $12 it is almost worth buying one for that family member who buys the worst Christmas gifts ever.

Douglas_Fur_is_bacon wrote:

Public enemy #1 - Australopithecus Public enemy #2 - Douglas_Fur

Wow, I beat Douglas_Fur for the title? Where do all those Oooh Ooh!!! accounts rank?

I got one for you!

Pubic sodomy #1 - nuisance_sucks

Oink

Oink

Does Dog_Fur know that he's being censored or can he still see his posts?

Oink Dog_Fur.

That still cracks me up!

Battery Type: 1 CR2032(2 included)
Battery Life: Approximately 8 hours

When the average battery costs around $5 to replace, a 40 hour retail work week would cost $100 a month in batteries. But I'm sure you could get a quantity discount to make it worth your while. Just buy a year in advance

Hello, is there anybody out there?

A buddy of mine had one of these - he wore it out to a bar and I told him to switch the message to "I shaved my balls for THIS?!" The message scrolled too slow, so any girl that didn't run away the get-go was gone by the time it said "I.. shaved.. my.. balls.."

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