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I have one, runs well but is limited on blending ice. Good for the office.

I use it in the office during the day to make frosted margaritas. I also make a few daiquiris and an assortment of vodka & citrus smoothies throughout the day for some level of variation.
Afterwards I drive to my local bar for a chaser or two of straight JD before going home and mixing up some concoctions for the wife & I.

#2, that is some nice alcoholism.

How many times have I told you to never drink from the jar!

Explain to the friendly officer what's in that jar in your cupholder.

I recommend giving the officer a highball or two. It will surely relax him and put him in a more amenable mood.

On a more truthful yet related note, I was in court the other day as a witness to a car accident. I had to wait 2.5 hours for the case to be heard.
In the meantime, I watched the ongoing cases.
One of them was really quite funny or sad, depending on your perspective.
A guy was in court without a lawyer on a DUI charge. He spoke with the prosecutor, presumably to do some bargaining over the charge/sentence/whatever. Shortly after that, the prosecutor stood up, went to the judge and whispered something. When his case was called, the judge asked him how he arrived at the court "did you drive?". The guy answered that he did indeed drive. The judge immediately requested that the bailiff take him away and breathalyse him. Yes, the guy had driven drunk to court to contest a DUI charge.
Real smoove moove Clyde.

I just got one. Bad ass, let the DUI's begin!

#7, i knew guys that had to go to traffic classes after DUIs, they were drunk for those too

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