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Posted at 4:46 AM on Thursday 12/3/09 by
Ben
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Walmart.com has this 7-ft Pre-Lit Douglas Fir Christmas Tree for $88 + $1 shipping, or get free shipping to store. It has a 50-inch width when opened, with 650 multi mini light bulbs, metal stand, spare mini bulbs and spare fuses.
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    NorthSouth - Posted 6:53 am PST 12/3/09 (2613 Posts)  Report Spam

    Also available: TV Christmas dinner

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    lexington01 - Posted 9:33 am PST 12/3/09 (182 Posts)  Report Spam

    It's better for the environment to buy a locally grown tree.

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    derrickd029 - Posted 9:39 am PST 12/3/09 (77 Posts)  Report Spam

    That is a very high price for a Christmas tree.

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    slikkster - Posted 10:15 am PST 12/3/09 (296 Posts)  Report Spam

    #2 and #3, you do realize this is a reusable artificial tree, right?

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    NorthSouth - Posted 11:33 am PST 12/3/09 (2613 Posts)  Report Spam

    I think it just makes sense to live inside Walwart.
    You can eat various delicacies at the in-store Macdoggydoo; you can sleep in the bedding section and even get a part time job (without health insurance) as a greeter.
    How are you today? Stepped in anything nasty lately? You have? What a shame.
    Why would you ever want to leave such a paradise? You wouldn't have to buy a thing. Everything you could ever need is already there and its rolling back!
    I'm sure the management will soon offer an in-store capsule hotel just like those coffins in Tokyo.
    For a vacation, you could go visit a different department or for the adventurous, you could hitch a ride inside one of their delivery trucks and spend some time at a nearby SamsClub.
    Why this whole plan just keeps getting better and better.
    Clearly WorstBuy is going to have to step up to match this new concept in captive shoppers.

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    jfh777 - Posted 12:18 pm PST 12/3/09 (150 Posts)  Report Spam

    I saw a documentary on a guy who really did that...

    http://www.desmoinesregister.com/article/20060327/opinion01/603270342/Spring-break-at-Wal-Mart

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    bmndibb2 - Posted 8:35 am PST 12/4/09 (809 Posts)  Report Spam

    At least 50% off right after Christmas.

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