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10x40 Rubber Armored monocular $10 at MeritLine.com
Discuss (20) : History : Tell : Posted 8:49 AM PDT 07/22/08 by Ben
Get up close with the birds. MeritLine.com has the 10x40 Rubber Armored monocular for $15 - 35% code M24817835POFF [Exp 7/31] = $10 with free shipping. High definition multi coated blue lens, with a carrying case and cleaning cloth included.
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#1   sir_awesome - Posted 8:59 am PDT 07/22/08 (56 Posts)
What's another word for pirate treasure?
#2   nuisance - Posted 9:03 am PDT 07/22/08 (5250 Posts)
Doubloon? The 1st mate's ass?
#3   milf_hunter - Posted 9:42 am PDT 07/22/08 (1941 Posts)
#2 is clearly an ass pirate.
#4   Ross - Posted 9:44 am PDT 07/22/08 (330 Posts)
I have a scope like this. I keep it in my backback when I hike. It's not as good as binoculars, but it does come in handy.
#5   nuisance - Posted 9:51 am PDT 07/22/08 (5250 Posts)
milf_hunter wrote:
#2 is clearly an ass pirate.


That would explain why I sunk your $20 rubber raft from Walmart and robbed you of your booty, which consisted of an anal intruder device, some extra large condoms and a pack of little rubber bands. You were the poorest ass I ever sent to Davey Jones' locker.
#6   scott1000 - Posted 10:37 am PDT 07/22/08 (435 Posts)
m0f0 says this also doubles as a p e n i s pump. Doesn't come with lube though...
#7   pwned_into_ob1ivion - Posted 10:48 am PDT 07/22/08 (82 Posts)
pwnedIntoOblivion(pwner scott1000, pwnee m0f0);
#8   m0f0 - Posted 10:50 am PDT 07/22/08 (6038 Posts)
Funnily enough, scott1000's mom also doubles as a penis pump. And the great thing is, she's always lubed up, too. *smirk*
#9   horndoggy1l - Posted 11:55 am PDT 07/22/08 (642 Posts)
Please check out the pricing on m0f0's mom:

http://bensbargains.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=67489&highlight=
#10   pwned_into_oblivion - Posted 12:19 pm PDT 07/22/08 (43 Posts)
DOUBLE PWNAGE!

pwnedIntoOblivion(pwner m0f0, pwnee scott1000);
pwnedIntoOblivion(pwner boring, pwnee horndoggy1l);

TOTAL HUMILIATION!
#11   nuisance - Posted 12:22 pm PDT 07/22/08 (5250 Posts)
pwnedIntoOblivion(pwner the previous post, pwnee the previous poster);

TOTAL HUMILIATION!
#12   pwned_into_ob1ivion - Posted 12:34 pm PDT 07/22/08 (82 Posts)
pwnedIntoOblivion(pwner horndoggy1l, pwnee m0f0);
#13   PwnedForLife - Posted 12:37 pm PDT 07/22/08 (7 Posts)
PwnForLife(nuisance_sucks)=true
PwnForLife(pwned-into-oblivion)=true
#14   nolonemo - Posted 3:04 pm PDT 07/22/08 (511 Posts)
By the way children, if anyone is interested, this grade of optics are useless except as movie props. One knock and the prism(s) are out of alignment and then you have a suck image. Not to mention chromatic aberration up the wazoo. There, that last sentence ought to give the juveniles something to post about....
#15   RagMaN - Posted 3:15 pm PDT 07/22/08 (764 Posts)
#14 - totally agree. Every piece of optics that meritline sells is plane fucking garbage.
#16   nuisance - Posted 3:18 pm PDT 07/22/08 (5250 Posts)
Well, of course it is. I picked mine up for $8 and it worked perfectly the couple of times I had use for it. If it fails on the 3rd time, it was 8 fricking dollars. A reasonable price for disposable optics. I've paid more for a disposable camera and I only got to use it 1 time.
#17   Nivram - Posted 4:42 pm PDT 07/22/08 (598 Posts)
just think...you could duct tape this to your camera phone, and look as dorked up as the iphone morons with the telescopic lens attachment! Wink
#18   samben2 - Posted 7:04 pm PDT 07/22/08 (368 Posts)
"Get up close with the birds." Aussies call women "birds". You know that "birds" have a "bush". A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. There is humor in there somewhere.
#19   dave_c - Posted 8:59 pm PDT 07/22/08 (3958 Posts)
you
guys
must
be
really
bored
#20   samben2 - Posted 3:15 am PDT 07/23/08 (368 Posts)
"Get up close with the birds." Aussies call women "birds". You know that "birds" have a "bush". A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. There is humor in there somewhere.
 
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