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The Ultimate Assortment Food Bundle $60 at Omaha Steaks
Discuss (16) : History : Tell : Posted 4:04 PM PDT 08/20/08 by Ben
Omaha Steaks has The Ultimate Assortment for $60 + $16 shipping. Bonus free gift of 6 Omaha Steaks Burgers, Cutlery, and a Cutting Board. You will get an assortment that includes the following goodies:

  • 4 (4 oz.) Filet Mignons
  • 4 (5 oz.) Top Sirloins
  • 4 (4 oz.) Boneless Pork Chops
  • 4 (4 oz.) Omaha Steaks Burgers
  • 4 (3 oz.) Gourmet Franks

  • Texas Best - Thick Cut Beef Jerky $15 at Jerky.

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    #1   nuisance - Posted 4:09 pm PDT 08/20/08 (6942 Posts)
    5 lbs of meat, some of them franks, for $76. That's $15.20 per lb uncooked. I can get cooked ones of decent quality for less than that! I don't care if you throw in a couple of cheap knives, a few hamburgers and a piece of wood, that is not a deal.
    #2   gassyjoe - Posted 4:10 pm PDT 08/20/08 (569 Posts)
    These packages are not very good deals in my opinion. I bought this package once and received it as a gift as well. The portions are about 1/2 the size you'd want so you end up making 2 at a time so this package really only has about 10 servings in it. The steaks are pretty good but the hot dogs, burgers and chops are not any better than what you can get at a local store for cheaper. Better to just go someplace local.

    The dry ice is fun to play with at least.
    #3   superd00d3 - Posted 4:14 pm PDT 08/20/08 (2073 Posts)
    This deal is puke-o-rific!
    #4   nuisance_el_gordo - Posted 4:15 pm PDT 08/20/08 (1831 Posts)
    nuisance wrote:
    5 lbs of meat, some of them franks, for $76. That's $15.20 per lb uncooked. I can get cooked ones of decent quality for less than that! I don't care if you throw in a couple of cheap knives, a few hamburgers and a piece of wood, that is not a deal.


    How many pounds of McDonalds do you eat everyday? 50? 100?

    #5   1 - Posted 8:39 pm PDT 08/20/08 (532 Posts)
    #1, u r like 250 lbs, u shouldn't be commenting on this item.
    #6   nuisance - Posted 9:12 pm PDT 08/20/08 (6942 Posts)
    #5, I weigh 180. You're looking at a fake picture posted as a scam. Get caught up, already. Besides, if fat people can't comment on food deals then people who type "u r" for "you are" shouldn't be allowed to post on any product that requires intelligence to use. Razz
    #7   m0f0 - Posted 9:48 pm PDT 08/20/08 (6542 Posts)
    nuisance, please visit this government website...

    http://www.cdc.gov/nccdphp/dnpa/healthyweight/assessing/bmi/adult_BMI/english_bmi_calculator/results_overweight.htm?pounds=180&inches=69

    ...and you will see that your self-confessed midget height (5'9") and your corpulent fat ass weight (180) officially means that...

    Quote:
    your weight is in the overweight category for adults of your height.


    It goes on to say...

    Quote:
    People who are overweight or obese are at higher risk for chronic conditions such as high blood pressure, diabetes, and high cholesterol.

    Anyone who is overweight should try to avoid gaining additional weight. Additionally, if you are overweight with other risk factors (such as high LDL cholesterol, low HDL cholesterol, or high blood pressure), you should try to lose weight. Even a small weight loss (just 10% of your current weight) may help lower the risk of disease. Talk with your healthcare provider to determine appropriate ways to lose weight.


    Maybe you can buy some Rogaine for your receding hairline, and some growth hormone for your pudgy dwarfism on eBay, or something.

    *smirk*
    #8   nuisance - Posted 10:03 pm PDT 08/20/08 (6942 Posts)
    HAHA! mofo, I love that you're spending so much time on me. It just shows how badly I've pissed you off and how seriously you take this whole BB's stuff. "I hardly ever post anymore", says mofo the troll of many forums. HA! That's 20 today alone!

    Does your little scale take into account muscle mass? Sure, you like to think you can write off your extra weight to your gargantuan ego. But ego, much like the contents of your skull, is weightless. Oh, and Maurice Jones-Drew at 5'7" and 212lbs says to shove your BMI up your gaping asshole. And The Gay nuisance says to post your picture, address and W2 or you're a bonafide pussy. I bet you exempted him from your no gays allowed FFL rule, despite his admission to being and even naming himself THE GAY NUISANCE. Yes, that's your best bud running that pathetic ID. lol You must be so proud!

    G'nite, Princess. Don't let the gay Robosapien collection in your fancy display cabinet bite!
    #9   groovielou - Posted 10:16 pm PDT 08/20/08 (644 Posts)
    I've got 5 pounds of meat for m0f0's mom....
    #10   paininthe - Posted 5:37 am PDT 08/21/08 (368 Posts)
    "Muscle mass", nuisance, really? Come on, man!
    #11   Vic_Romano - Posted 6:19 am PDT 08/21/08 (730 Posts)
    #7 it's nice to see that you care so much about nuisance's health that you took time out of your busy day to read the articles, post the links, etc. Admit it, you love him.

    #9, careful, she's admitted to having a 'jacked up grill'.
    #12   m0f0 - Posted 8:25 am PDT 08/21/08 (6542 Posts)
    paininthe wrote:
    "Muscle mass", nuisance, really? Come on, man!


    I know, he's pretty sad if he thinks that the 15 bacon cheeseburgers he gorged on for lunch yesterday translates into muscle mass instead of into his huge fat midget ass.

    I suppose it's possible that his recent 50+ post a day average (34 posts yesterday) is toning his pudgy hands and since that's the only part of his obese body he sees these days, he's fooling himself into a delusional sense of security on the matter.

    I mean, how entirely hilarious that some pasty white, pudgy, nerd geek, angry dwarf, bulbous forehead, receding hairline comic book store employee would compare himself to a world class NFL athlete. What a fool he is.

    *smirk*
    #13   MuchoTumbao - Posted 4:12 pm PDT 08/21/08 (806 Posts)
    Congratulations, m0f0! I see you've passed the 6,000 mark. Wonderful!

    And now that you've received the praise you so desperately seek, why not stop and instead spend your time on some ego- and anger-management therapy?
    #14   yo - Posted 11:19 pm PDT 08/21/08 (225 Posts)
    IDIOTS!
    #15   luiszelaya - Posted 3:45 am PDT 08/22/08 (17 Posts)
    gassyjoe wrote:
    These packages are not very good deals in my opinion. I bought this package once and received it as a gift as well. The portions are about 1/2 the size you'd want so you end up making 2 at a time so this package really only has about 10 servings in it. The steaks are pretty good but the hot dogs, burgers and chops are not any better than what you can get at a local store for cheaper. Better to just go someplace local.

    The dry ice is fun to play with at least.


    Thanks for the info!!!.
    #16   candyman26 - Posted 10:54 pm PDT 08/28/08 (37 Posts)
    im 5'8 190 4% body fat and the bmi says im obese so what? Its flawed
     
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