Slingshot Flying Monkey with Parachute

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Beware. I heard about some women in Connecticut who got attacked by one of these things. It ripped off her face and tits or somethin' and ran down the road until the cops shot it. Fuckin' monkey's suck!!

What's so special about these flying monkeys? Ben likes these toys so much..I have'nt seen them advertised anywhere except Bensbargains.

Did anyone else see the Obama cartoon that ran in the NY Post? Hilarious!

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these are worthless.

That was a funny cartoon but the monkey doesn't look anything like him. O has much bigger ears.

Hey People! Ease Up On The Monkey Bashing!!

the magic happened here... and here... had to get the magic cleaned out of those drapes... that was a long shot

Fuck that! Any animal that rips some ladies tits off deserves a little bashing.. I mean, sheesh!

Im about to make some M80's and tie them onto these suckas, then lite them and let them fly and see if they scream louder!
Man I cant wait!

Bitch Got What Was Coming To Her!


"Aw...Look At The Cute Little Monkey-Wonkey!"

-SCHWACK!- "I'll Show You A Monkey-Wonkey!!! Come Here Bitch!" -SCHWACK!- -SCHWACK!-

"Ah!! Ah!! Get Him Off Me! Get Him Off Me! Ah! Ah! My Tit-tee! My Tit-Tee!!"

"Here's Some Monkey-Wonkey Over Here...Here's A Little More Monkey-Wonkey Over There...I Got Your Monkey-Wonky Bitch!!"

<KaBlam><KaBlam>

"DAYUM! Po-Po Put A Cap In His Ass!!"

"Always Trying To Keep Monkey Down! Sheet....let Po-Po try dat sheet on me...man..."

See...got what she deserved...too bad a monkey had to fall before it was over

On a more serious note, I bought a couple of these, and the quality isn't so hot. A leg fell off just taking it out of the package. Another leg fell off after a couple of times launching it. They are fun while they last, but that may not be long.

Somebody go slap that monkey.

I don't understand; If they can fly, why do they need parachutes?

Quote:

Somebody go slap that monkey.

As long as you don't Spank it too!

All of you can eat kaka, my mother is a monkey.

These are crap. The shipping makes them not worth it to return. Mine broke within 2 minutes outside the box. the rubber bands inside the arms were all old and dry. You won't return it because it costs more to return it than you paid for it and they won't refund the shipping you paid so you end up paying shipping both ways.

MadMonkey wrote:

Quote: Somebody go slap that monkey. As long as you don't Spank it too!

But of course. After all, this is sold by HandHeldItems.

TheCFC wrote:

These are crap. The shipping makes them not worth it to return. Mine broke within 2 minutes outside the box. the rubber bands inside the arms were all old and dry. You won't return it because it costs more to return it than you paid for it and they won't refund the shipping you paid so you end up paying shipping both ways.

You must have slapped it pretty hard. Way to go.

I'd rather get a flingshit monkey than a slingshot monkey.

Hi, my name is ButtBeef and I actually bought some of these thingies from HandHeldItems...

The monkeys and the cow and the chicken going over the cubicle walls brightened my coworkers' days and for a little while made us all feel much like less geeks (as reported by 89.75% of my coworkers). However, very few of these seem to last very long (yes, those old dried-out rubber bands do snap easily) - but they are pretty amusing while they last.

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