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Believe me, this is about as cheap a deal as you are going get from Home Depot. I watched their sales ads for several months waiting for the best time to buy an expensive convection microwave oven. In all that time 10% off is the best that they offered. You usually have to pay for the delivery and then they rebate the cost back to you. The only reason that I bought from Home Depot was because of the installation cost of the microwave was really cheap.

Wait. What. You paid to install a microwave? You are so incapable of opening the box and plugging it in yourself? Do you need anything else done? I can come over and pick up your paycheck and drink your beer, so you don't have to. Reasonable rates, even.

Baconman has never seen an over-the-range microwave

Yes, but even then it only takes a couple of hours to install, even with an exhaust fan to hook up. Ladies, there's a recession on, and no wonder so many of you are ass-deep in debt.

HAVE A SUCKER!

#3: actually, yes, have one. Thanks for asking. Care to play the role of dipshit again?
#4: not even that long. It's not rocket science.

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