You guys need this.

Looks kinda like a scorpion, no?

I ass would probably bust it.

SNAP IT LIKE A SLIM JIM!

I recently purchased an Ab Rocket for about $135. What a TOTAL ripoff to me and the public. I just want to warn everyone about this bogus piece of crap! I weigh 250 & 6ft. When I put the tension springs on the most difficult, and sat on the unit, all I did was fall back to the carpet. It did NOTHING to help me go forward in any way, as I had had with another product called the AB Roller, which was very clever in the fact that it was like a rocking chair, to allow me to rock back and forth making it easy to do crunches, et al, many years ago. The tension springs, of the AB Rocket, do NOT handle, obviously, anyone over maybe 150 to 200 lbs. We are the people that need to exercise more and to get totally scammed by this product is, to me, totally dispicable, to believe. Nothing in their advertisements, as I could see, unless it was that TINY print that is always present with these kind of products that NO ONE can possibly read, even with a magnifying glass and even if you had that, the script flashes SO fast that you would have to have had a course in speed reading! As I saw this product and the way they presented it, I thought it would be a new version of the AB Roller, which I had for many years and it absolutly worked and I totally enjoyed using it. The AB Rocket is SO bogus in its presentation, that it is SO easy to use. BULLCRAP! When I sit on it and I go on my back and there is NOTHING, NO tension to help me go forward and I have to totally rely on my ability to go forward, WHAT is the difference with THAT situation and me doing a simple situp without the unit!? I just pissed away about $135 for a product that is totally useless. I personally JUST WANT TO WARN EVERYONE FROM ORDERING THIS PIECE OF TOTAL BOGUS PIECE OF GARBAGE.

I bet this has been killing fat ass right wingers trying to fit in with all those lefties that bother them so. Why does god give them such pretty girlfriends?, just cuz they can talk to um and such I reckon. Your silly world is coming apart and all you can do is blame the people who helped you do it.

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I think #5 is the Jimmy Dean sausage caller.

if you are a fat person, an ab trainer won't help you anyways unless you do 1000 crunches a day. You can't see abs under a belly. Try doing some cardio....then worry about your abs.

crunches/sit ups won't help whoever has belly fat. need to loose that first.

#9 and #10, not nearly true, if you work out your abs it will greatly decrease the fat in your stomach area, and would give you a much faster process from fat to 6-pack

It will make a great beer bong chair? Put some air shocks on it.

#11: You jiggle when you walk.

sincerely,
toddsucks

it works well for me as a normal size male to get a 6-pack. getting there. haven't use it lately though. go for it. good price.

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you need less than 10% body fat to see your abdominal muscles.. doing crunches wont do anything for you fatties.

Hell, who needs a 6-pack when you already have a keg.

#17. .so true. Reminds me of those famous frat words spoken after a hard day of classes...."We on tap?"

A fat person and his money are soon parted, #5.
And you are still a jerk.

Sincerely,
Best Buy Manager
Holyoke, MA

Friend have this product..he's 5'6 143 lbs. This thing does not work.