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Posted at 1:46 AM on Monday 02/13/12 by
Ben
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    mr.ed - Posted 4:40 am PST 02/13/12 (2576 Posts)  Report Spam

    I usually see the other end of the horse walking around. Why are there more horses asses than horses?

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    me2 - Posted 5:17 am PST 02/13/12 (798 Posts)  Report Spam

    This is an offer you can't refuse!

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    Solow - Posted 5:30 am PST 02/13/12 (3070 Posts)  Report Spam

    This is used for what now?

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    cameraz - Posted 5:45 am PST 02/13/12 (414 Posts)  Report Spam

    Just the prop I need for my Godfather music video!

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    maximus4 - Posted 5:51 am PST 02/13/12 (67 Posts)  Report Spam

    Why the long face?

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    RakuRay - Posted 5:58 am PST 02/13/12 (741 Posts)  Report Spam

    Nice to wake up to, put an alarm clock inside!

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    hopwallup - Posted 6:08 am PST 02/13/12 (318 Posts)  Report Spam

    Is that Sarah Jessica Parker?

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    NorthSouth - Posted 6:11 am PST 02/13/12 (2697 Posts)  Report Spam

    Indeed, it does bear more than a passing resemblance to Sarah Jessica Parker.

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    14timmie - Posted 6:11 am PST 02/13/12 (87 Posts)  Report Spam

    Good for Horse'n around or to hide ugly person's face during sex!

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    Daktylo - Posted 6:47 am PST 02/13/12 (500 Posts)  Report Spam

    Perfect for wearing when answering the door to solicitors. Let them know just how seriously you're taking them.

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    falcon - Posted 6:53 am PST 02/13/12 (502 Posts)  Report Spam

    Come in handy at the next stampede (concerts,ipad BOGO sale, Elvis found alive in Vegas masquerading as wayne Newton,etc.)

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    myc0p - Posted 7:27 am PST 02/13/12 (313 Posts)  Report Spam

    I already own a horse. Rebates kills this deal..

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    ilikeurmom - Posted 8:30 am PST 02/13/12 (13 Posts)  Report Spam

    No thanks I already own a Sarah Jessica Parker mask.. good enough for me...

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    mikegrmi - Posted 8:51 am PST 02/13/12 (560 Posts)  Report Spam

    #7 made my coffee spray out of my nose. Still chuckling here.

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    riredale - Posted 8:52 am PST 02/13/12 (509 Posts)  Report Spam

    Bought one.

    The photo of the horse operating an industrial drill press sold me.

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    atomyc - Posted 8:58 am PST 02/13/12 (585 Posts)  Report Spam

    the only time i'll trust a politician is if he wears this. u know, straight from the horse's mouth.

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    Interloper - Posted 9:27 am PST 02/13/12 (184 Posts)  Report Spam

    That's a milling machine -not a press
    Razz

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    urcrazydude - Posted 9:33 am PST 02/13/12 (44 Posts)  Report Spam

    Is This for Windows 7 or Mac?

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    blackstones83 - Posted 10:07 am PST 02/13/12 (123 Posts)  Report Spam

    I fitted a fleslight inside where the mouth opening is. Instant Sarah Jessicca Fleshlight! =D

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