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These looks like an awesome deal... but WTF is it?

For your micro-porn shots...

Hey, I know my d!ck too short to box with God but it ain't that short.

OR you could save yourself the $46 and make your own:

http://www.solecollector.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=575555

OR you could save yourself the $46 and make your own:

http://www.solecollector.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=575555

This is a good price ... it's a full package. Getting one ...
Mind you:
1. My d!ck is so big, there's still snow on it in the
summertime. (John Caponera)
2. My d!ck is so big, I went to The Viper Room
and my d!ck got right in. I had to stand there and
argue with the doorman.
3. My d!ck so big, I have to call it Mr. d!ck in
front of company.
4. My d!ck is so big, it won' t return Spielberg's
calls.
5. My d!ck is so big, it graduated a year ahead of
me from high school.
6. My d!ck has an elevator and a lobby.
7. My d!ck has better credit than I do.
8. My d!ck is so big, clowns climb out of it when
I cuum.
9. My d!ck is so big, it was once overthrown by a
military coup. It's now known as the Democratic
Republic of My d!ck .
10 . My d!ck is so big, it has casters.

1. That's not snow... it's crusty dandruff. That little itch could be noticeable.
2. Because the doorman couldn't believe that such a d!ck was hanging out with the likes of you.
3. That's because calling it Mr. Hankey would be redundant.
4. He's already done a movie about a shriveled up alien with a glowing tip.
5. Only because you kept failing sex-ed.
6. So the crabs don't have to take the stairs or wait in line.
7. And probably more hair on it's head.
8. Those aren't clowns, they're termites. You bring new meaning to being a woodpecker.
9. Because Sphincter-Land and Brown Helmet Republic were already taken.
10. Because nobody in their right mind would help you carry it without a haz-mat suit.

You put your junk in the box...