I can picture Ron Popeil packing these boxes himself. I hope mine includes a can of spray hair.

#1 - Poop freeze is in every box.

http://poopfreeze.com/

Finally! I'm sick of paying a fortune to bake my silicone, my pan complaining about how cold it's getting, my robot being unevenly mixed, and my aluminum rattling around in my pocket!

Well, gee, it doesn't seem that the contents of this box are all that much of a mystery...

I needs me a Shake Weight.