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Posted at 10:49 PM on Sunday 03/14/10 by
Ben
Hotness UNHOT
Amazon has the Bacon Wallet for $11 with free shipping on $25. Measures 4.25" X 3.75". Pull a wad of bacon out of your jeans and impress everyone.
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    Espresso - Posted 10:49 pm PDT 03/14/10 (137 Posts)  Report Spam

    i am in! Oh yea! Got bacon in my pcketzzz!

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    happypooface - Posted 11:33 pm PDT 03/14/10 (30 Posts)  Report Spam

    hope this is kosher

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    wordsworthian - Posted 11:40 pm PDT 03/14/10 (28 Posts)  Report Spam

    Older black men use this to get heavy white women.

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    nick007 - Posted 11:49 pm PDT 03/14/10 (701 Posts)  Report Spam

    http://www.amazon.com/Bacon-Air-Freshener-your-Car/dp/B000SSVZLW/ref=pd_sba2

    Ben, you would be better off this this douc he bag.

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    Ugh - Posted 12:46 am PDT 03/15/10 (843 Posts)  Report Spam

    Good find, Ben.

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    groovielou - Posted 2:11 am PDT 03/15/10 (824 Posts)  Report Spam

    material for another 6 years of jokes!

    Does this have an AGP slot?

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    Mr_Hello_Operator - Posted 3:05 am PDT 03/15/10 (419 Posts)  Report Spam

    Reminds me of that Trident gum commercial, where the father tries to pay the babysitter with said product

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    jukajibajoo - Posted 3:41 am PDT 03/15/10 (446 Posts)  Report Spam

    I was expecting more people to remember the bacon jokes, but I guess it's just #6. Is it just that no one posts anymore, or has everyone left?

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    Ugh - Posted 3:45 am PDT 03/15/10 (843 Posts)  Report Spam

    No #8, those mother bacons are all just baconing their bacon. Their bacons will be back as soon as they're done and bacon will get back to normal here.

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    mc - Posted 3:54 am PDT 03/15/10 (333 Posts)  Report Spam

    hmm bacon!

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    JediKnight - Posted 3:56 am PDT 03/15/10 (2382 Posts)  Report Spam

    Do they make Canadian bacon wallets?

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    nailzer - Posted 5:20 am PDT 03/15/10 (393 Posts)  Report Spam

    yummy!

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    tarnis - Posted 5:29 am PDT 03/15/10 (424 Posts)  Report Spam

    This is so wide open, and yet...I just don't know what to say. Wow.

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    EmuMessenger - Posted 6:22 am PDT 03/15/10 (413 Posts)  Report Spam

    I just bought a pound of these

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    Forbidden - Posted 6:45 am PDT 03/15/10 (751 Posts)  Report Spam

    I told you guys Ben has a sense of humor!!!!
    lol

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    booda - Posted 7:07 am PDT 03/15/10 (120 Posts)  Report Spam

    Maple-cured or hickory-smoked?

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    bigjay2k21 - Posted 7:12 am PDT 03/15/10 (184 Posts)  Report Spam

    Beer can in a British accent sounds like bacon in a Jamaican accent...

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    foomench - Posted 8:55 am PDT 03/15/10 (1392 Posts)  Report Spam

    Yes #11, but it truly neither Canadian, bacon, nor a wallet.

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    codemerc - Posted 10:17 am PDT 03/15/10 (79 Posts)  Report Spam

    If it's Turkey Bacon, it's just like leather anyway.

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    RepoMan - Posted 10:19 am PDT 03/15/10 (195 Posts)  Report Spam

    I can't believe no one else has said it so I will....
    I usually pull a different wad of meat out of my jeans to impress people... there, now I can get back to work.

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