Yum.

Finally a thread for Jenny where she will feel welcome. Let's hope the tent-dwelling h0m0 trolls keep the cross-dress fantasy to themselves and not scare away "respected" member of bensbargains like Jenny.

just call her #2

867-5309

Ouch, the phone bill for some tent-dwelling h0m0 trolls will be going up. They are so deprived that they will try 999 combinations to find Jenny since #3 didn't post area code. Hopefully that will keep them busy and we won't see them trolling for a day or two.

Great, now all I need is to find a girlfriend that can wear these tiny little pieces...

my god you are a loser. & FYI: Those that canadian bacon bash are usually insecure with thier own sexuality.

I've never understood that logic, #6. So, because I don't like ghey people's "lifestyle choice" I am therefore insecure about being a heterosexual? Please explain how that is even remotely true. You're a burp moron.

Although it is somewhat illogical, the fact is that most homo bashing Baptist preacher types end up being faggots and / or child coach themselves. The same goes for homo hating politicians, they're all coach their Congressional pages, or getting arrested for trying to suck off a cop in a airport toilet.

That said, the scientific fact is that homosexuals are merely genetic mutations. The sooner they are eliminated from the gene pool, the better. *smirk*

I get it #3, because I am old.

Why does Ben even post this? 99% of you fall into two categories:

-Male with no G/F

-Female without the body to pull it off

The rest fall into the third category:

-Male with G/F without the body to pull it off

Whoa, you haven't gotten the banhammer yet?

To answer the question, I fall into the third category.

thanks #9, i thought i whiffed that one

Stop insulting Jenny. She has the body to pull it off, so she will be in the fifth group. She has a summer job modelling for Fredericks.

m0f0 felt insulted how ComebackJack ignored a fourth group which m0f0 and other trolls belongs. m0f0 felt so angry being left out, he had to come out from his 2-3 weeks of troll tent seclusion and correct that error.

#14, you didn't whiff, I just didn't realize you needed others to pat you on the back. I'm pretty sure 80% of the people get that joke, but it wasn't funny enough to deserve a response.

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lol.. Austra.. I put "fell" to catch your attention on my post.. lol.. thank you for another American English lesson.. #18, since you are tired of my act, i am beginning enjoying your acts.