they need one of these for the toilet, so you can put all your gear around it while taking a dump....call it the Kan King....or Shitter Sorter...Toilet Tool....Outhouse Organizer....you get the idea

What gear do you need around the toilet whilst laying some cable other than tp?

some rings to roll up my magazines and hold them.....pen holders for crossword puzzles...a holster for mp3 player and headphones...small one, like a gig, just for shitting music....and a holder for those hand grip exercisers, so as to improve masturb@tory technique...just the essentials

You should try Zen meditation whilst shitting. It is truly enlightening.

#3 also needs holders for his hand cream and Farm Animals Monthly magazines. Needs to store them while he is shouting "stop knocking on the door Mom, I am busy in here!"

good point #5, my mom IS always barging in on me