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Posted at 11:48 AM on Friday 03/27/09 by
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      dr_toddsucks - Posted 12:15 pm PDT 03/27/09 (772 Posts)  Report Spam

      I refuse to go into a Walmart. That's where the swine hang out. I'm better than everyone that shops at Walmart and will not be touched by any of those mouth-breathers. Walmart needs to open boutique stores for those of us who don't mind paying higher prices as long as we don't have to see some 400 lb. welfare mom dragging around her brood and leaving a trail of human baconnaise (much like how a slug leaves a trail). burp those people. I am sick and burp tired of paying out the ass in taxes and having it all go to support these burp who can't keep their burp legs shut.

      sincerely,
      toddsucks

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      dr_toddsucks - Posted 12:18 pm PDT 03/27/09 (772 Posts)  Report Spam

      The government should start a process of medical experiments wherein poor people are given cheap cereal that immediately makes them sterile. That would help the country out quite a bit. I'm burp tired of everyone acting like these animals that show up on the Maury Povich television program with 5 kids by the age of 20 are deserving of anything other than a kick to the stomach to dislodge the 6th future car-thief. burp THESE ANIMALS!!

      sincerely,
      toddsucks

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      Solow - Posted 12:26 pm PDT 03/27/09 (3073 Posts)  Report Spam

      That about covers it.

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      LiveSquid - Posted 12:31 pm PDT 03/27/09 (2122 Posts)  Report Spam

      The heavy-duty cast iron legs, hardwood slats and all-weather resin back.

      What about them?

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      dr_toddsucks - Posted 12:36 pm PDT 03/27/09 (772 Posts)  Report Spam

      #4: And another thing, these fat burp and their diet of McDonalds and HFCS sludge are ruining the hospital experience for me. I take care of myself. If I am in the hospital, it's for something important not to deal with an issue that comes as a result of negligence and poor diet. I've got a better idea for Walmart instead of opening boutique shops. Walmart should open up hospitals that their clientele can be taken to in the event of their Big Mac becoming lodged in their throat. Therefore, I'll have my hospital available to me and these fat burp and their 5th grade education can spend all their time ferrying between eating garbage at the McDonalds in Walmart and getting their heart restarted at the Walmart burp Hospital. It's a win-win resolution and I think you should get on board with my plan.

      sincerely,
      toddsucks

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      John2111 - Posted 12:39 pm PDT 03/27/09 (492 Posts)  Report Spam

      Hablo Espanol?
      Some Wal-Mart stores will soon be speaking your language!

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      nuisance - Posted 12:42 pm PDT 03/27/09 (10365 Posts)  Report Spam

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      Solow - Posted 12:50 pm PDT 03/27/09 (3073 Posts)  Report Spam

      Now that's an idea.

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      TheModerator - Posted 1:03 pm PDT 03/27/09 (26 Posts)  Report Spam

      dr_toddsucks wrote:
      Blah, Blah, Blah ... That would the country out quite a bit. ... Blah, Blah, Blah


      Let us know when you get near a proper sentence you dumb burp.

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      Chrisman - Posted 1:22 pm PDT 03/27/09 (3251 Posts)  Report Spam

      Dr. TS watches Maury Povich???

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      Anonymous - Posted 2:32 pm PDT 03/27/09 (16776922 Posts)  Report Spam

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      Franco - Posted 2:48 pm PDT 03/27/09 (608 Posts)  Report Spam

      Sterilize with grape soda, it may be America's only hope.

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      dr_toddsucks - Posted 2:59 pm PDT 03/27/09 (772 Posts)  Report Spam

      TheModerator wrote:
      dr_toddsucks wrote:
      Blah, Blah, Blah ... That would the country out quite a bit. ... Blah, Blah, Blah


      Let us know when you get near a proper sentence you dumb burp.


      Nice job misquoting me, douche. Just because you use the quoting feature doesn't mean you're accurately quoting anyone.

      For instance:

      TheModerator wrote:
      I can deep throat a sausage.


      That's quite a talent you have!

      sincerely,
      toddsucks

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      TheBreeze - Posted 3:04 pm PDT 03/27/09 (156 Posts)  Report Spam

      #1
      Tell us how you really feel.

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      nuisance - Posted 3:18 pm PDT 03/27/09 (10365 Posts)  Report Spam

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      TheModerator - Posted 3:26 pm PDT 03/27/09 (26 Posts)  Report Spam

      dr_toddsucks wrote:
      TheModerator wrote:
      dr_toddsucks wrote:
      Blah, Blah, Blah ... That would the country out quite a bit. ... Blah, Blah, Blah


      Let us know when you get near a proper sentence you dumb burp.


      Nice job misquoting me, douche. Just because you use the quoting feature doesn't mean you're accurately quoting anyone.


      Nice job editing your post you dumb baconnaise.

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      dr_toddsucks - Posted 4:57 pm PDT 03/27/09 (772 Posts)  Report Spam

      #16: Nice job editing your post and taking out the part where you said you enjoy stuff sausages down your throat, you dumb baconnaise.

      Face facts junior: you are nothing.

      sincerely,
      toddsucks

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      TheModerator - Posted 5:20 pm PDT 03/27/09 (26 Posts)  Report Spam

      #17, did you just call me a dumb baconnaise? What an original come back! Well I can't take this kind of pwning anymore. I give up! You win. Now go back to taking pictures of yourself taking a dump.

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      dr_toddsucks - Posted 6:37 pm PDT 03/27/09 (772 Posts)  Report Spam

      #18: I accept your resignation. I hope you can find another Internet forum to spend your time at now that you are leaving this one.

      sincerely,
      toddsucks

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      Ross - Posted 6:39 pm PDT 03/27/09 (1226 Posts)  Report Spam

      OMG, it's bench, not a comment on society, people!.....now that Walmart hard workerbike though.

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