Amazon with eToolcity has the Neiko Ceiling-Mount Bicycle Bike Lift Rack Hoist for $12 with free shipping on $25+. It hooks on to a bike's handlebars and seat, allowing you to hoist it up to 12 ft up and out of the way. Package includes heavy-duty steel rack, pulley system, hooks, and nylon rope.
The best place to have your bicycle is on the ceiling.
Most other locations are just too exhausting.
Another good location is on a bike rack on a vehicle.
That way you can say you traveled with your bicycle for 250 miles this week.