Adorama has the Crumpler 5 Million Dollar DSLR Home Shoulder Bag (black/brown/orange) for $50 with free shipping. Fits most compact DSLRs, and features a configurable divider, four pockets, and a lifetime warranty. Includes Crumpler Industry Disgrace Strap. Normally over $80.
Looks like a great way to increase your self-loathing level.
I carry poo in mine.