I am here to answer your question with regards to this device. Ask away.

Thanks, #1. How do I "lounge" in this thing? It seems a bit small...

Let me guess ... you hate it

#2, actually there is an optional VR face mask (DSM-785) which allows you to participate in various scenarios in full HD.

#3, no, I love it. As this device is not manufactured by either Ultra or Sansa, then it is perfectly acceptable to own.

How much does your girlfriend weigh? I mean, how much does your girlfriend weigh when she is sitting on this device?

PS, m0f0, did you get a private message from teh guy about underclocking?

The great thing about this device is that you can upconvert your girlfriend to basically any body type that you want. Just plug one end of a male to male HDMI cable into the DSM-520, and the other into the orifice of you or your girlfriend's choice. The upconversion menu system is really easy to use, all things considered.

PS, I didn't get a PM on the underclocking issue, which is a shame, because I'd be only too happy to have helped him.

I bet mofo likes those male to male plugs. He must have massive knowledge and expertise in that area.

I bet GodHarri likes to fantasize about me in such situations. What a sick pervert.

I bet mofo is trying to subliminaly convince me to fantasize about him in those situations so he can increase his knowdlegde in the study of fantasizing about male to male plugs in tird person.

I am fantasizing that this thread will take a radical turn towards helpful very soon.

I bet GodHarri wishes that he could spell so that he wouldn't look such a fool when he attempts to utilize words like "subliminaly", "knowdlegde", and "tird".

Though, having said that, I'd wager that his use of "tird person" was a Freudian slip relating to his deviant scatological tendencies.

Cadaver, what do you want to know? I'm here to help.

Scat. Heh. This one is really gross.

http://www.consumptionjunction.com/content/detail.asp?ID=64596&type=3&page=1

I'm still chuckling over the private message about the underclocking. He was asking for details on how to do it. M, do you know how?

Heh, that'll probably keep GodHarri busy for the next couple of hours.

By the way, my extensive research has found that it is technically impossible to underclock hard drives if you are using an Ultra PSU.

OMG.

No worries for me then since I have avoided the Ultra deals. Underclocking heaven is where I am at.

Clearly those were typos if you read the previous post... Then again I suspect your mental capcity can not go past a few bensbargains posts. If I spelled "subliminaly" wrong it's pretty obvious that you did too. As for "tird" person... I didn't know whether or not to use third or turd so a compromise was made and tird took it's place. Clearly you had to go to a thesaurus to find "wager" since you're a pompous nimwit trying to degrade typo posters. There is nothing wrong with repeating bet.

I posted a link on underclocking DVD players here...

http://bensbargains.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=95834&highlight=#95834