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Isn't really a good deal.
You can barter with your local Dish Network reps and they can hook you up with a better deal.


oh, and ben gets a cool 110 dollars for the affiliate program everytime someone signs up.....

mehhh.

Thanks, #1, I didn't realize I could offer them a cow in exchange for a great deal.

Cows don't really work.

try sexual favors from my mom... it worked with mine.

though one could argue my wife and a cow are virtually the same.

keep in mind that you can get milk from a cow, #3.

same for women you dumbass #4. u drink it as a baby *smirk*

combatjack got burp pwned.

mofo... new name?(6posts)
or imposter?

I'm mofo's triplet. I'm the real deal. the other mofos are just worthless dirt cheap cvm slurpping pussies. *smirk*

the new MOF0 pwns the old MOFO... *burp*
I mean.... they are one and the same... *fart*

yeah, those two mofos are clones from my ass cells. Thats why they are asses and full of baconnaise. I'm the real MOFO!! I'm the SMIRKIEST!!! *smirk*

MOF0, your name is appropriate.

To be a true MOFO, you have to be clever and amusing. Going blue in your posts is an excuse to cover your lack of talent and intelligence. Fake MOFO you are fraud upon the people and I'm calling you out. You're actually the fake Horndoggy1l in disguise, angry that the Phillips Outlet is shipping defective refurbs without a care. That and the fact that the fujifilm f31fd is a bigger sham. *smirk*

Deception is not a game for the unwise. To deceive others one must be convincing enough to deceive one's self. Otherwise one partakes on a journey led by a fool. Any man who follows him will be perceived as a greater fool. Soon the journey will end as it started, with nothing being achieved.

Is it just me, or is philosophical mOfO a creative genius?

m0f0 is all wise. Throw down your stupidity and ignorance (the lawyer, especially) and join us on our journey of wisdom and discovery.

It is an honor to read your posts, Jesus of the 21st century.

#11 shut the f up stupid clone. you calling me out? no thanks I'm calling you back. I'll turn you back into a cell and then shove you back into my ass. *smirk*

All US MOFOS WILL RULE THE WORLD!1
Below is the forcast fortold by the seer:

What if they're creating an army of them? Holy baconnaise. It must be a conspiracy like in the X-Files... *Roswell* style! This little mofo could be the burp' damn dirty mofo responsible for the fall of the human race. In this world gone mad, we won't spank the mofo- the mofo will spank us. And after the fall of man, these mofo burp'll start wearing our clothes and rebuilding the world in their image. Oh and only those as super smart as toddsucks will be left alive to bitterly cry - *you maniacs*! Damn yous! Goddamn yous all to hell!
*snootch*

#18, you are to be commended on your sense of humor. Those that bring forth levity upon the weary and tired souls that inhabit this realm do so selflessly and without fear of reprisal. For this we are grateful and in your debt.

*smirk*