Ends at 9PM PDT. Price Plunge has the Doberman SE-0305OR Infrared Perimeter Protector Alarm for $9 - 5% off with coupon code Priceplunge5 + $3 shipping = $12 shipped. High decibel alarm triggered when the invisible perimeter is breached. Guard camping accessories and valuables.
speaking of perimeters, there was a well-muscled pit bull jumping people chain link fences and growling at adults yesterday. everyone had to keep their kids and animals inside. people where calling around to see if anyone had a gun to put it down since it was being aggressive.
speaking of pit bulls, I saw a comment online the other day about an obstensibly abandoned pit bull that someone had brought in for care. The writer said everyone was hugging and kissing it playfully, but they had to give it some medicine which gave it nausea. It threw up a whole kitten, and then tried to eat it again. No one tried to hug it or kiss it again.
Speaking of kittens, I once saw a video online about kittens. It had over 16 million views - crazy, right? What could people do with all that wasted time online. Learn a new language, learn to sew, build a homeless shelter?
Speaking of homeless shelters and wasted time, this alarm will let me know if anyone went inside without having to divert attention away from watching the Obama speeches to become a better person.
Speaking of Obama speeches, I once saw a deal on on the Doberman SE-0305OR Infrared Perimeter Protector Alarm. It helps to keep you away from houses where homeless people live and have nothing better to do except watch left wing political speeches...
You can put it around your girlfriend when you go into the store to buy her a soda pop... It will alert you if she is being approached by some other horny guy so you can hurry up and go outside to break up the pre-copulation routine...
speaking of perimeters, there was a well-muscled pit bull jumping people chain link fences and growling at adults yesterday. everyone had to keep their kids and animals inside. people where calling around to see if anyone had a gun to put it down since it was being aggressive.
speaking of pit bulls, I saw a comment online the other day about an obstensibly abandoned pit bull that someone had brought in for care. The writer said everyone was hugging and kissing it playfully, but they had to give it some medicine which gave it nausea. It threw up a whole kitten, and then tried to eat it again. No one tried to hug it or kiss it again.
Speaking of kittens, I once saw a video online about kittens. It had over 16 million views - crazy, right? What could people do with all that wasted time online. Learn a new language, learn to sew, build a homeless shelter?
Speaking of homeless shelters and wasted time, this alarm will let me know if anyone went inside without having to divert attention away from watching the Obama speeches to become a better person.
Speaking of Obama speeches, I once saw a deal on on the Doberman SE-0305OR Infrared Perimeter Protector Alarm. It helps to keep you away from houses where homeless people live and have nothing better to do except watch left wing political speeches...
Speaking of deals, I wonder if this is actually a good deal or not?
You can put it around your girlfriend when you go into the store to buy her a soda pop... It will alert you if she is being approached by some other horny guy so you can hurry up and go outside to break up the pre-copulation routine...