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Posted at 3:33 PM on Thursday 10/2/08 by
Ben
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HandHelditems.com has the EPA Certified Motorized Bicycle Engine 80cc kit for $140 - coupon code handheld10 [Exp 10/31] + $13 shipping = $126 shipped. An 80cc motor can get you to 25-40MPH and can get about 100-150 mpg.
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    BensBargains - Posted 3:48 pm PDT 10/2/08 (1223 Posts)  Report Spam

    Add a front yellow lion PA system, and rear white cargo holds and it might make Pee Wee proud

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    nix - Posted 3:56 pm PDT 10/2/08 (534 Posts)  Report Spam

    You have got to be kidding me! This is going to be like all of those cheap Chinese scooters that keep popping up everywhere now that gas is $4/gal. You're sold on thinking of all the gas money you'll save, but then realize what a waste it was when it breaks sooner than normal and parts aren't available. Good Luck!

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    linkmon - Posted 5:41 pm PDT 10/2/08 (219 Posts)  Report Spam

    When you hit your first pothole and go ass over teat kettle and die a bloody miserable death, than what??!!

    I'm in for 10,943,573

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    effenfish - Posted 5:51 pm PDT 10/2/08 (2190 Posts)  Report Spam

    #3 is actually Kim Jong-il trying to reduce the population

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    m0f0 - Posted 6:48 pm PDT 10/2/08 (7605 Posts)  Report Spam

    Any nerd tree huggers caught using something as gaytarded as this deserve to be shot. *smirk*

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    SelfGovern - Posted 9:08 pm PDT 10/2/08 (2021 Posts)  Report Spam

    What in the hell is a "teat kettle"?

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    samijubal - Posted 10:45 pm PDT 10/2/08 (1066 Posts)  Report Spam

    I get $142, not $126. What's new? Ben sucks at math.

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    nick007 - Posted 11:02 pm PDT 10/2/08 (700 Posts)  Report Spam

    I have something like this at my home in Asia....#2 is 100% correct.....if you have no parts and no cheap mechanics you are fuxxxed.

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    Kim_Il_Sung - Posted 2:51 am PDT 10/3/08 (15 Posts)  Report Spam

    effenfish wrote:
    #3 is actually Kim Jong-il trying to reduce the population


    Why you say that about my son and heir?? Mad

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    effenfish - Posted 4:21 am PDT 10/3/08 (2190 Posts)  Report Spam

    #6, whatever it is, it sounds titillating

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    headusher - Posted 6:52 am PDT 10/3/08 (251 Posts)  Report Spam

    I get 14 off, but I can only get 30.57 shipping which kills it. Also will this thing work on a hybrid multi speed bike?

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    coronetblue - Posted 9:59 am PDT 10/3/08 (512 Posts)  Report Spam

    #11, no.

    Your hybrid multi-speed bike only takes spent nuclear reactor fuel rods, which are readily available at your local landfill.

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    DaPope - Posted 1:26 pm PDT 10/3/08 (586 Posts)  Report Spam

    80cc pretty hot for a bike like this. the yamaha vinos are only 49cc

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    Wand - Posted 4:52 pm PDT 10/3/08 (1417 Posts)  Report Spam

    This thing is good for those who work at Walmart.

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    ddt1976 - Posted 8:39 pm PDT 10/3/08 (18 Posts)  Report Spam

    ????

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    dave_c - Posted 10:42 pm PDT 10/3/08 (16754 Posts)  Report Spam

    There are forums devoted to fitting these things on bikes, I dont' recall where but you might want to google search for those and read up on the issues if you're seriously considering this.

    Potential issues include whether you can legally ride it on public streets at all due to the largish 80cc engine size, whether it's even legal to bring these 2 cycle engine kits into the US now (I vaguely recall the way some get around it is to order separate parts then build it here in the US so they're not officially importing an "engine"), and if it is legal to have in your state, whether you need the bike registered, whether driver needs a license, and possibly insurance.

    Their claim that it's EPA certified is very strange. 2 cycle engines, your bike once this is installed on it, will pollute far more than if you were driving any remotely modern car.

    If you are riding this at 40MPH, expect the police to pull you over just so they can look at it out of curiosity if nothing else.


    Frankly IF I were looking to buy a bicycle engine I would get a 4 cycle instead of 2. Those familiar with 2 cycle engines know that you have to put oil in the gas so it's much less convenient when it comes time to refuel, abaconn having to take oil with you if you'd fill up at a gas station.

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    nuisance - Posted 10:51 pm PDT 10/3/08 (10365 Posts)  Report Spam

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    Anonymous - Posted 5:47 am PDT 10/4/08 (16776936 Posts)  Report Spam

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    nuisance - Posted 9:25 am PDT 10/4/08 (10365 Posts)  Report Spam

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    mccainwillwin - Posted 10:30 am PDT 10/4/08 (582 Posts)  Report Spam

    bacon wrote:
    *yawn* All of those cum backs you got from milf_hunter are all the proof of your gayness anyone needs. Not that there's anything wrong with being gay. But since you have the maturity level of a 4th grader, it's clearly the penultimate insult to you. Well, right after calling someone a tall, handsome, rich, smart, and have big spoons and bowls to eat ice cream with all day long then, because you're apparently a 4th grade racist.


    *yawn* Still waiting for you to post your salary, you little bitch!


    bacon got pwnned and is afraid to post his pay stub.

    http://bensbargains.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=80453&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=168

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