Now, wait a minute. I'm confused.. Is this suppose to be a crocodile watch that a man wears or is this a man watch a crocodile wears?

Neither. It clearly states it's for Crocodile Men, that fearsome hybrid race that returns to the Nile each year for breeding, but spends the rest of the year as mad scientists' minions. Most people just run for their lives if confronted, but if you were to stand your ground, and take note, their high fashion accessories and well-tailored uniforms belie their generally excellent taste in all things except employment opportunities and breeding location specificity.

At any rate, mad scientist minion doesn't pay what it used to in this down economy so Ben is performing a real service helping them maintain the style they desire.

You probably won't see any Alligator Men's watches here though. They are known to be so stupid they'd just as soon eat a watch as wear it.

maybe i dont get out enough...600 bux seems like a alot of dough for a watch. especially one this plain from a brand i've never heard of. i have a similar timex that was 10 bux.

^^Swiss made, Swiss movement. Have you seen the cost of living in Switzerland lately?

In Philadelphia it's worth 50 bucks.

it tells time simultaneously in Monte Carlo, Beverly Hills, London, Paris, Rome, and Gstaad?