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Posted at 7:18 AM on Saturday 01/19/13 by
RissRizz
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eBay with Altatac has the Every Day Carry Tri-Fold Men's Tactical Wallet (Olive or Tan) for $5 with free shipping. Features thin design, extra wide pockets and light weight. This wallet is $11 on Amazon.
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    zzyzx - Posted 7:39 am PST 01/19/13 (5131 Posts)  Report Spam

    Good to protect and carry your Dave's Night Time Tactical Toilet Papering Operations Squad membership card in. Use it to get into the secret meeting at Dave's house and to qualify for special offers on tactically oriented merchandise...

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    shtarker - Posted 8:23 am PST 01/19/13 (755 Posts)  Report Spam

    Dave's not here

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    BenKat - Posted 8:57 am PST 01/19/13 (2809 Posts)  Report Spam

    Stop or I will whip out my Tactical Wallet and show you multiple pictures of my ugly wife and children and bore you with each and every stupid little detail of their lives.

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    BenKat - Posted 8:59 am PST 01/19/13 (2809 Posts)  Report Spam

    zzyzx. Have you guys got a secret handshake yet?

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    zzyzx - Posted 9:58 am PST 01/19/13 (5131 Posts)  Report Spam

    Unfortunately, I live across the Country from Dave's house so I only have the membership card. But I have all the tactical gear that he gets Ben to list here; The cool stuff for storm trooper style toilet papering neighborhood operations. I don't think Dave would want to reveal the secret handshake or if it exists or not. I'm not authorized to reveal much since I'm just a Private. Dave's pretty top secret about some things like the recipe for his Spam sammiches that the squad likes so much...

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    Know_Cents - Posted 11:27 am PST 01/19/13 (338 Posts)  Report Spam

    Does "tactical" mean that it finds ways to keep the money IN the wallet?

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    BenKat - Posted 5:04 pm PST 01/19/13 (2809 Posts)  Report Spam

    Mmmm Spam sammiches. How do I sign up? Is there like an application or do I just send Dave my first borne in a stamped self addressed envelope?

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    dave_c - Posted 5:59 pm PST 01/19/13 (20862 Posts)  Report Spam

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyViVmaBQDg

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    BenKat - Posted 6:25 pm PST 01/19/13 (2809 Posts)  Report Spam

    Dave, it's almost as if Howdy Doody and Alfred E. Neuman had a bacon challenged love child. Almost.

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    Know_Cents - Posted 6:43 pm PST 01/19/13 (338 Posts)  Report Spam

    That is the happiest, bestest dance song of all time. You'd better not be disparaging Mr. Astley's sweet baritone, sir.

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