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eBay with Altatac has the Every Day Carry Tri-Fold Men's Tactical Wallet (Olive or Tan) for $5 with free shipping. Features thin design, extra wide pockets and light weight. This wallet is $11 on Amazon.
$5
Amazon: $11
Retail: $25
Good to protect and carry your Dave's Night Time Tactical Toilet Papering Operations Squad membership card in. Use it to get into the secret meeting at Dave's house and to qualify for special offers on tactically oriented merchandise...
Dave's not here
Stop or I will whip out my Tactical Wallet and show you multiple pictures of my ugly wife and children and bore you with each and every stupid little detail of their lives.
zzyzx. Have you guys got a secret handshake yet?
Unfortunately, I live across the Country from Dave's house so I only have the membership card. But I have all the tactical gear that he gets Ben to list here; The cool stuff for storm trooper style toilet papering neighborhood operations. I don't think Dave would want to reveal the secret handshake or if it exists or not. I'm not authorized to reveal much since I'm just a Private. Dave's pretty top secret about some things like the recipe for his Spam sammiches that the squad likes so much...
Does "tactical" mean that it finds ways to keep the money IN the wallet?
Mmmm Spam sammiches. How do I sign up? Is there like an application or do I just send Dave my first borne in a stamped self addressed envelope?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyViVmaBQDg
Dave, it's almost as if Howdy Doody and Alfred E. Neuman had a bacon challenged love child. Almost.
That is the happiest, bestest dance song of all time. You'd better not be disparaging Mr. Astley's sweet baritone, sir.