This will tell you what your temperature will be tomorrow.

So true #1

"takes 1000 readings per second, selecting the most accurate" - I would think it shows you average not the most accurate reading.

#3 averaging doesn't always work since their are outliers that screw up the reading.

I don't have this one, but a cheap CVS version and I can say it works like a charm, especially on the kids where both a traditional oral, 5 second digital oral, and ear thermometer have been a total disaster in terms of getting an accurate measurement. I can even get a good reading if the kids are asleep.

#3, it could display the median reading, which would be the most accurate reading. Its the same, but different.

Lots of fun for bacon reading..

#6 - your BF says get a new gimmick!

got this one from Cosco.com 3-4 years ago. I paid $25.00 for it.