$35 for a rose bouquet is a deal?

No, the real deal is that FTD won't deliver on time and so you'll look like an ass in front of your girlfriend/wife. Then when you call to complain they'll say that the flowers are on their way (even though they will show up 2 days late)..

so, save your money and time and just buy flowers from the grocery store! Trust me on that one.

Or buy them from your local illegal immigrant selling at the street corner of a busy intersection.

I always thought that FTD (Florist Telegraph Delivery) was a como network for florists and that the flowers were delivered by a local florist, not "shipped". I guess that it has changed.

I could use these to make my wife happy.