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>If you haven't already figured it out, this alarm clock shoots out a flying contraption that must be returned to the cradle to shut off the alarm.

Yanking it out the damn wall might work better.

With this clock pedoph!le nuisance_sucks will not be late to abduct his next victim.

Usually the window is open on the 16th floor here and that damn thing will probably fly out into traffic. Nice.

Hmm..my mistake, this thing runs on batteries, so you cannot simply unplug it (it may still be simpler to open the battery compartment and pull the batteries out than to find where that damned flying propeller is, if you are in a cluttered room). However, the owner may still be late, by spending too much time in finding that propeller in a cluttered room.

you gotta be kidding. who would buy this???

#5, people with lazy ass kids who are perpetually late may be tempted by this.

How to turn off alarm:
Dont burp buy it.

Break it against the wall when it goes off.

Your problems are solved.

But you might as well just send me 15 bucks, or Ben.

ragman's wake up service:
1) get the burp up, or don't; it's all the same to me

2) do us all a favor and don't wake up at all, ever

#7, I'll send you Ben, but it is probably against some law to ship him across state lines.

Gizmodo has lots of alarm clock posts (just search for it). This is the first one I've seen that I can actually buy though.

ok this stupid because:

if you have a problem getting out of bed, i don't think this flying contraption that gets shot out will really help you get out. if you think about it, there is no real sense of urgency. so what, ur alarm goes off and something gets shot onto your black hole of a floor, u'll probably be too lazy to get up and find it.

on the other hand, if you wanna make SURE you get out of bed, an alarm clock that RUNS AWAY FROM YOU is definitely the best choice, IMO.

http://www.nandahome.com

What about an alarm clock zuchini that will sodomize you if you don't get up

hahha! #11

stay away from 1saleaday - after you give them your credit card number, they'll tell you the product you're trying to buy is "expired", then try to sell you a plasma TV instead.

Crooked.

How about you just create a macro that deletes all of your porn at a certain time if you don't get up and reset it? That would get you pervs up on time!

just tie a rubber band to the propeller... lol

How does an alarm clock that runs away help you get out of bed?